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tangawizi
juz think abt it? no reprieve, no presidential pardon, yr whole life ahead of u as a jailbird...

what would u do?? bawling.gif
Henry123
Meditate and do Taoist & Tantric exercises etc.
UncleSouTh
Wow i haven't been on AF in a while but this is totally random question.. haha

to play along:

just imagine life with no freedom.

but i def would want to be convicted in that Thai prison that does the choreographed dance routines for the public haha (if i was ever convicted tho >.> ....)
aznRrobots
shoot cum every time a female guard appears in front of my cell room.
AzNboii
if it was gunna be my 3rd strike or somin and i was about to be arrested. id scream THUUUUUGLIFE and empty tha clip. like in that tupac song!!!

foreal tho, i would rather be dead then spend tha rest of my life in a place where other niggas wanna kill me or play with my butthole.

avisitor
QUOTE (tangawizi @ Oct 15 2009, 12:47 PM) *
juz think abt it? no reprieve, no presidential pardon, yr whole life ahead of u as a jailbird...

what would u do?? bawling.gif


Escape and find you eek.gif
Sisi
Similar to all the above and scribble on the floor with imaginary writings, hope there would be tile, tile is more fun.
fivers
I would cry all the time and stop eating and drinking so I'd be dead soon bawling.gif cry2.gif
tangawizi
Nobody wants to be like Hannibal Lecter??? Bite the faces of guards, escape and hunt down the people who put you in jail and eat their brains with soya sauce?? badteeth.gif
fivers
nah too bloody for me.. besides I'm scared of eating brains.. if anything I'd be trying to figure out some escape route (like Nicole Kidman in BKK Hilton, lol)

avisitor
QUOTE (tangawizi @ Oct 17 2009, 02:15 PM) *
Nobody wants to be like Hannibal Lecter??? Bite the faces of guards, escape and hunt down the people who put you in jail and eat their brains with soya sauce?? badteeth.gif



Didn't I just say that? embarassedlaugh.gif

Really? Prison for rest of your life? What brought this on?
Reporting about court?

Some believe death is better than no life.
Others believe life is better than death.

In New York, two guys bumped into each other near Penn Station and General Post Office.
One pulled a knife out and stabbed the other to death.
This was caught on tape by a tourist and other security cameras.
Identified and being hunted, the killer ran off to a motel where he wrote an apology/suicide letter.
He figured it was better to die than go to jail for a very very long time.

If this really the only life you got. No other chances ... no reincarnations or what not ...
Then, why screw it up with killing? or killing yourself.
Cumulus
QUOTE (tangawizi @ Oct 17 2009, 07:15 PM) *
Nobody wants to be like Hannibal Lecter??? Bite the faces of guards, escape and hunt down the people who put you in jail and eat their brains with soya sauce?? badteeth.gif

I too am surprised that no one has mentioned the thought of escape. That's what I would try to do. I might even want to hunt down those responsible, but biting faces off and eating brains? Not me.
avisitor
QUOTE (avisitor @ Oct 15 2009, 10:14 PM) *
Escape and find you eek.gif



QUOTE (Cumulus @ Oct 25 2009, 08:32 AM) *
I too am surprised that no one has mentioned the thought of escape. That's what I would try to do. I might even want to hunt down those responsible, but biting faces off and eating brains? Not me.



huh????
tangawizi
^ i think he (Cumulus) never watched any of the Hannibal movies, bro..

if i got jailed for life, i would start a revolution in jail..
taolander
i would lean back and enjoy the action biggrin.gif
tangawizi
^ u mean "lean forwards"??? -rotfl
taolander
QUOTE (tangawizi @ Oct 26 2009, 08:19 AM) *
^ u mean "lean forwards"??? -rotfl


eh, would be a freak possibility ending up watching such a scenario anyway - but most likely i will just be spending time fantasizing about it...LOL

maybe join a Gladiator Show like in here to stay sharp or go down fighting embarassedlaugh.gif
Cumulus
QUOTE (tangawizi @ Oct 26 2009, 07:18 AM) *
^ i think he (Cumulus) never watched any of the Hannibal movies, bro..

if i got jailed for life, i would start a revolution in jail..

So, because I would not rip faces off and eat brains I have not seen 'Silence of the lambs' or 'Hannibal'? Your logic fails (again).

Oh avisitor: I didn't think your were serious about escaping. In that case I'm surpised that aside from you no one mentioned escape.
tangawizi
hahaha.. sorry, Mr PC! i guess u would juz bribe the guards and do a jail break the ole fashioned way rather than freak the establishment out...?

i read that Ms Aung Sung Suu Kyi has been meditating since she's been under house arrest for all these years...

that's like what Henry123 would do... tantric exercises and meditation ... so some folks may call that a pacifist way to live? embarassedlaugh.gif
avisitor
QUOTE (tangawizi @ Nov 15 2009, 04:48 AM) *
hahaha.. sorry, Mr PC! i guess u would juz bribe the guards and do a jail break the ole fashioned way rather than freak the establishment out...?

i read that Ms Aung Sung Suu Kyi has been meditating since she's been under house arrest for all these years...

that's like what Henry123 would do... tantric exercises and meditation ... so some folks may call that a pacifist way to live? embarassedlaugh.gif


If you're doing tantric exercise by yourself then you are just playing with yourself icon_redface.gif embarassedlaugh.gif
samnang
become the leader of a prison gang.

you think the aryan brotherhood would accept an azn? 'cause putting together an asian gang would be impossible 'cause asians have super low crime statistics and thus are incredibly rare in prison. icon_sad.gif
KeepinItBaller
Workout, then breakout!
chiuchimu
Become a leader of my own form of martial arts/ religion cult thing. I'll be a king in a cage, and my followers will smuggle me women and wine.

( what else should one strive for if incarcerated?)
KeepinItBaller
^ Something realistic yo
Kanadian
I would kill my cellmate, get transfered to solitary confinement... and from there, take my revenge on society.
fivers
QUOTE (chiuchimu @ Nov 17 2009, 08:37 PM) *
Become a leader of my own form of martial arts/ religion cult thing. I'll be a king in a cage, and my followers will smuggle me women and wine.

( what else should one strive for if incarcerated?)


internet & cigarettes - in that order, lol
chiuchimu
^ smokings bad for you! embarassedlaugh.gif
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