So it's New Years soon. What are your new years resolutions?

For me, I'm tired of being rejected and thrown into the dirt by girls all the time so this year, I'm gonna suck it all up and step up my game. I can't wait to have my first kiss finally by someone other than my mom and my aunts. It's gonna be a magical moment.

I hope it won't be from a stripper either! You'll have no problem with the muscles you have and the inner Beast dying to break out, you'll succeed! If you become a manwhore, hook me up when I come to MN.

Oh I hope you're right...last night I asked myself "If there's nothing missing in my life then why do these tears come at night?"

Yeah get your game in gear now cause the end of the world is coming...2012

Oh man, I don't think I'll be able to finish all these books on dating I just ordered online and then have enough time put what I learned into application before that.

The other day I was looking at a chart of the Human Male body and I discovered I don't have a pair of testicles! Do you think this could be the reason why I don't have a girlfriend? Well, besides my anime hug pillow girlfriend, Sakura Mitsu.

Do you clean Sakura often?

DUH! Yeah we bathe every morning and night. Then she goes in the dryer. But sometimes I'm too busy and she gets a little sticky.


Hey I just finished a video of my things. Do you think women will be impressed?

My Things

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My new year's resolution would be to improve my marksmanship. Time to do hunting again this weekend. Bucking helpless animals is so fun and eating them later is even more fun.

Okay let's just make this thread serious now then.

My NY resolution is to get back in shape...simplify my lifestyle a bit and clean up to prepare for some big changes ahead. I'll let you know once I'm there.

I have to stop procrastinating, being introverted, not following through with serious goals, turning people down, and stop being so stubborn aka self-reliant. (:

NYR

- shave my head bald
- graduate
- find a real job
- get a hmong girlfriend
- gain some crazy weight
- complete last year's resolutions

^Complete last year's resolutions hahaha. I learned not to make anymore new year's resolution. They just never happen.


AAAAAHAHAHAHA!!

Hey! Don't make fun!

LOL Lilasian, you crack me up!

Seriously though, I'm going to do everything I can to be able to go back home and finally settle down. Where home is, I'm not sure yet. Hopefully somewhere on the west coast. *sigh* to be stable.

Sounds good....so your kids qualify as Army brats?

They're definitely Army brats. The Army community is pretty much all they know so far. They know what the PX is, Commissary, even knows what a DFAC is. Kind of sad.

LOL! funny! kisses only from your mom and aunties eh? hahahaah


Me too. i need to step up with my game as well. People are starting to think i'm gay or something. I think ima go to the new years with a pickup truck!

Yeah don't mind those first few posts....

Speaking of that, I had an interesting convo with my folks the other night lol.

haha what did they say? Were they worried were you didn't have a g/f?

You can ask me if you ever catch me on MSN haha.

What's YOUR NY Resolution Buckethead?

To win the lottery. Open up some high class strip clubs...one in MN(I'll let lilasiankid manage), one in Cali(I'll let JakeCutter manage)...and I'll give one year of Free Full Contact Lap Dances for Leng, Seng, Jedi, Psycho John, Ties and even the girls like Havnim and trueblueaddictor if they wanna cum too.

If you ever own a stripclub, I'll be sure to go.

Umph, umph...yo Buketyhead, ...I'll pass. Thank you very much.

awww man im pullin for you. but why wait for a new year to start steppin up your game cuzzo? start seachin you might find that girl to have that special magical disney movie kiss wen they drop tha ball on 2010 yafeelme!?!?

as for me. im quittin smoking. bad lil habit i picced up hanging around pool halls too much.

damn new years again almost. crazy how much bull$hit can happen in a year.

I feel Aznboii is another Hmong brother.

start exercising, im getting a big beer belly, ive been eating alot right before i go to sleep this year and now got fat for it. thats about it for new years resolution

start dating.