"lol....talking about North Korea isn't something that puts shame into me .

If you didn't get the sarcasm by now and took it for word have fun

Go through some of your threads and look at the reasons you guys give for being so backwards compared to your counterparts."

asian men backwards compared to asian women??? the problem is the white man--you make enemies all over the place. I don't think it has to do with the asian man.

To whom it may concern:

I am a white man. Are you asian? Can I be your enemy? I promise I'll be a good one. I hope to accomplish this by stealing your women, taking control of your economy, and corrupting your youth, ensuring my ultimate victory.

In order to play fair, I'll outline my strategy:

1) I'll be nice to your women. I'll buy her flowers and listen to what she says. I'll help her if she needs help and offer her support when she's having a rough day. I'll make huge efforts to learn her language and culture (but only the good parts!). I'll compliment her and cherish her.

2) My collegues and I will invest in your country. We will put massive amounts of money into your economy in order to give you jobs and feed your families. Despite the fact that many people will lead a better life because of this- the real goal of these actions is to gain power over your people. In order to fully accomplish this goal, we need to teach your people English...

3) I'll send droves of poor recent graduates to your country to teach your people - especially your youth English. Why? Is this make them more competitive in the global marketplace? No! We want to ingrain our culture and values into the youth so that they can propegate them onto their own. The butterfly effect will take time to get rolling, but - fear not - I am patient.

4) Get you hooked on Fast food, Hollywood movies, and all the other popular western exports. Once addicted you will have to bend to our will, or else we'll take that BK away.


So you see - you're powerless. You may as well hand over the keys to the country and report for duty where asked. Don't make this harder for yourself! The world will be a better place, trust me!

Signed,

Nice White Man


(PS - incredibly sorry if I offended anyone - it really is meant to be humerous and preposterous... if someone takes particular exception to this, I'll remove it)

That's my Quote and that's talking about the economy lol. Go get a white girl and stop biatching since you're Chinese about korean women.

thats not funny, especially how you go on in detail makes me question you

You know... all I'm saying is that:

I'll be nice to the girls, I'll bring lots of money, provide products that people want, and provide help with teaching english.

Where is any of that bad?

(I should really stop before Kim Jong Il tries to give me a medal! Ah .. Satire!)

oh please the same could be said vice versa, you sound like some white guy who likes asians but as long as you come first

America is slaves to things asian as well, for instance Toyota, pokemon, etc

And you sound like you're about 16.

Not very witty, admittedly, but I bet not far from true.

"Like asians as long as I come first?" I come first for what, exactly?

Obviously you seemed to have missed the fact that I was only responding sarcastically to the 'evil white man enemy' thing in the OP.

Anyways, bed time. *yawn*

PS: To make my victory over you complete, I will post this subliminally modified picture. The fact that you looked at it means you're already brainwashed. Too late to do anything about it now. (By the way, it was taken in Ilsan Lake Park)



P.S. I vote this thread get locked. There's nothing serious going on in this thread, except of course my ultimate victory.

Dear Anagram,
You full well know there are a lot of haters on this forum. Why provoke them? You ain't gonna change their view, more likely anger them further. Of course you are entitled to an opinion, but seriously, that's pretty immature.
Let them be insecure. However, it doesn't mean you have to take on the same kind of attitude.
Signed,
An AF Member

jonii-wanwan,

Thanks for your thoughtful post. You're right - I made a bit of an assumption by posting what I did. It really behooves me (heh) to hold myself to a higher standard. I also completely stole and derailed yet another hating thread and replaced it with a mockery of a hating thread - or, at the very least - a discussion about immature hating threads and how they do nothing but provoke and inflame. (At least mine had some nice side effects)

It's almost like a play of sadism and masochism. The people who like to abuse, abuse and the people who respond and take it, well - they keep doing it and doing it. Sometimes the roles switch, depending on the kink (ie topic) of the week.

Anyways, I would like to conclude my rambling post with a sincere apology (and a message!) to this board and all the Asian countries I tried to dominate. I'm sorry, it'll never happen again. Violence begets violence, but it takes two to tango. Don't let yourself be drawn into flame wars. Hold yourself to a higher standard. You're above it all. Hold your head high and don' sink to their level. This place, and indeed, every place will be better for it.

(and then, truly, my domination will be complete)

Sincerely,

Anagram

Anagram, although what you wrote is offensive, it is blood-curdling in that it's true. Very well written, I hope all the asians realize what American Imperialism is, and that Capitalism is nothing but a big fraud. Good thing that evil empire is on decline, the horrors it caused is limitless. As for you caucasians, I think you guys are the scum of the earth.
Quit taking our women you bastards

I think he was just being sarcastic guys.