QUOTE (fivers @ Aug 20 2011, 12:30 PM)
yeah the Asiaphiles at the Chinese supermarket lol! I know they're not just there for the food when they glance at me as if I didn't notice lol.. I should become a prostitute
I'd get loads of customers wahahahaha! lol!
Yes, you should become a prostitute. Anything is better than bagging grocery bags.Reasons to become a prostitute:
1) You'll make lots of money,
and money is important in substantial amount. With a large sum of money you can buy bigger and better things. Furthermore, you can also invest in real estate, stock, and your own business. With investment, you will bring in even more money.
2) A great way to meet lots of people.
If you're shy and awkward, becoming a prostitute is a great ways to meet other guys. More likely, you will meet different clients every day but that depending on your pimp/agent.
3) Get free d!cks.
Getting orgasm and paid while doing it. If that's not a job you love to do then what is? People usually say, if you want to be happy then do what you love. Not only you're doing what you love but get paid handsomely while performing. Prostitution is possibly the key to happiness
There is a chance that you will be famous. Though, prostitution is a stepping stone, but if your performance impressed enough clients, you might get a big break. One day you can become a porn actress and go down in history.
However, like every other profession. Prostitution does has its cons. The negativity of prostitution is that you might catch Sexual Transmitted Diseases, but, it is preventable with the use of condom. Other risks involved abuse or even murder. Further side effect included ostracism by parents and family members.
As demonstrated, prostitution involve a lot of risks, from social out casting to physical deformity of STD. It is worth mentioning that all endeavors involve some type of risk. However, if you know this is the right career for you, there must be sacrifices and determination. Remember, it is your life and you can live it the way you want. It is your social experiment with imperfect information in this imperfect world. Never forget though, there are many famous prostitutes and porn-stars before you. Look up to them for guidance, but ultimately you must cut your own path because true greatness does not come from emulation of others, but of your own making.