- it's near the "hmong"-tains
what is hmong's favorite drink?
- "hmong"-tain dew
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when hmong people come to north carolina, why do they go live in hickory?
- it's near the "hmong"-tains
what is hmong's favorite drink?
- "hmong"-tain dew
- it's near the "hmong"-tains
what is hmong's favorite drink?
- "hmong"-tain dew
What do you call a black crocodile?
"Cay" doo
"Cay" doo
QUOTE(PinkPen @ Nov 15 2005, 12:49 PM)
when hmong people come to north carolina, why do they go live in hickory?
- it's near the "hmong"-tains
what is hmong's favorite drink?
- "hmong"-tain dew
- it's near the "hmong"-tains
what is hmong's favorite drink?
- "hmong"-tain dew
Haha Funny!!
Anymore???!!! LOL...
hey Romain tell them the TACO BELL JOKE you told me about !!! that $hit was Funny LOL....
I kinda forgot how it goes haha, but maybe someone here remebers?, it's about a hmong family going to taco bell
i'm just repeating what i heard it's not from me, sorry i hope not to offend anyone just wanted to share how crazy people can get when they get drunk
first couple of letters from the ethnicity
if a hmong and korean got to gether what will they get- a hmo-ko=mob qau=d!ck head
hmong and thai-hmon-tha= older hmong people say montha asin monster
hmong and nplog/s=mov nplaum -sticky rice
sorry i love all of you
first couple of letters from the ethnicity
if a hmong and korean got to gether what will they get- a hmo-ko=mob qau=d!ck head
hmong and thai-hmon-tha= older hmong people say montha asin monster
hmong and nplog/s=mov nplaum -sticky rice
sorry i love all of you
QUOTE(sunie @ Nov 15 2005, 03:05 PM)
i'm just repeating what i heard it's not from me, sorry i hope not to offend anyone just wanted to share how crazy people can get when they get drunk
first couple of letters from the ethnicity
if a hmong and korean got to gether what will they get- a hmo-ko=mob qau=d!ck head
hmong and thai-hmon-tha= older hmong people say montha asin monster
hmong and nplog/s=mov nplaum -sticky rice
sorry i love all of you
first couple of letters from the ethnicity
if a hmong and korean got to gether what will they get- a hmo-ko=mob qau=d!ck head
hmong and thai-hmon-tha= older hmong people say montha asin monster
hmong and nplog/s=mov nplaum -sticky rice
sorry i love all of you
WTF....Dont understand your joke....
QUOTE(Romain@LY @ Nov 15 2005, 04:08 PM)
QUOTE(sunie @ Nov 15 2005, 03:05 PM)
i'm just repeating what i heard it's not from me, sorry i hope not to offend anyone just wanted to share how crazy people can get when they get drunk
first couple of letters from the ethnicity
if a hmong and korean got to gether what will they get- a hmo-ko=mob qau=d!ck head
hmong and thai-hmon-tha= older hmong people say montha asin monster
hmong and nplog/s=mov nplaum -sticky rice
sorry i love all of you
first couple of letters from the ethnicity
if a hmong and korean got to gether what will they get- a hmo-ko=mob qau=d!ck head
hmong and thai-hmon-tha= older hmong people say montha asin monster
hmong and nplog/s=mov nplaum -sticky rice
sorry i love all of you
WTF....Dont understand your joke....
Me too
WTF....Dont understand your joke....
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i said they was drunk and being stupid i'm just saying that they said that if you put the first couple of words together that's what you end up with well sorry for those who don't get it, it took me a while to get it too so anyways have fun with your hmong jokes
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i said they was drunk and being stupid i'm just saying that they said that if you put the first couple of words together that's what you end up with well sorry for those who don't get it, it took me a while to get it too so anyways have fun with your hmong jokes
[quote=sunie,Nov 15 2005, 04:25 PM]
WTF....Dont understand your joke....
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i said they was drunk and being stupid i'm just saying that they said that if you put the first couple of words together that's what you end up with well sorry for those who don't get it, it took me a while to get it too so anyways have fun with your hmong jokes
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OH NOW I SEE! THEY WERE DRUNK!
That's why it didn't make sense!
WTF....Dont understand your joke....
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i said they was drunk and being stupid i'm just saying that they said that if you put the first couple of words together that's what you end up with well sorry for those who don't get it, it took me a while to get it too so anyways have fun with your hmong jokes
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OH NOW I SEE! THEY WERE DRUNK!
That's why it didn't make sense!
QUOTE(Bonedawg @ Nov 15 2005, 02:17 PM)
What do you call a black crocodile?
"Cay" doo
"Cay" doo
that's hella wrong...ahahahaha...good one!!!
haha... funny.... okay... this is a joke or riddle or w.e i got from my friend...
four hmong guys got in a honda civic and got into a car accident on hiway 96.... all of them died except for two..... how is that???
answer: the dudes name is TOU... HAHA...
four hmong guys got in a honda civic and got into a car accident on hiway 96.... all of them died except for two..... how is that???
answer: the dudes name is TOU... HAHA...
QUOTE(sunie @ Nov 15 2005, 03:05 PM)
i'm just repeating what i heard it's not from me, sorry i hope not to offend anyone just wanted to share how crazy people can get when they get drunk
first couple of letters from the ethnicity
if a hmong and korean got to gether what will they get- a hmo-ko=mob qau=d!ck head
hmong and thai-hmon-tha= older hmong people say montha asin monster
hmong and nplog/s=mov nplaum -sticky rice
sorry i love all of you
first couple of letters from the ethnicity
if a hmong and korean got to gether what will they get- a hmo-ko=mob qau=d!ck head
hmong and thai-hmon-tha= older hmong people say montha asin monster
hmong and nplog/s=mov nplaum -sticky rice
sorry i love all of you
I get it
Those are pretty good.For the people who don't get it.. just keep sounding it out. It'll come eventually.
QUOTE(ooh-la-la @ Nov 18 2005, 09:32 PM)
haha... funny.... okay... this is a joke or riddle or w.e i got from my friend...
four hmong guys got in a honda civic and got into a car accident on hiway 96.... all of them died except for two..... how is that???
answer: the dudes name is TOU... HAHA...
four hmong guys got in a honda civic and got into a car accident on hiway 96.... all of them died except for two..... how is that???
answer: the dudes name is TOU... HAHA...
HEY! Highway 96.. you couldn't by chance be talking about "Bloody highway 96" in Florida, are you??
I live by Highway 96 
QUOTE(Bonedawg @ Nov 15 2005, 10:17 AM)
What do you call a black crocodile?
"Cay" doo
"Cay" doo
AHAHAHAHA, I FREAKEN LIKE THISONE. CRACK ME UP.
i was in my room looking at a megazine that i just bought at shinders, my back was facing the door...i could hear foot steps coming towards me, the door opened, it was my aunt, "what are you doing she asked ?"...i turned around to face her while looking at my hands... and then i answered..."i um..um..nothing, just um..puting on lotion(smears fake lotion on face).... ...get it?...ehehehe...
^^ say what?!.. i don't get it.. 
QUOTE(PinkPen @ Nov 23 2005, 11:22 AM)
^^ say what?!.. i don't get it..
...um, you dont get it..., hehe....
I get it ahha it's fawnie
ok, y'all know that taco bell dog, its was suppose to be a hmong Chihuahua. He was originally intended to go to McDonald's but then he go lost and ended up in Taco Bell. He meant to say "yuam kev rau Taco Bell" (mistaken to taco bell) but they heard it as "yo quiero taco bell".
A white guy, a mexican guy, and a black guy were arguing about God and what color he is. The white guy said, "God is white.", the mex said, "No, God is mexican." and the black guy argued back, "God is black". So they all decided to see for themselves what color God is. They all killed themselves and went to heaven. When they reach the gate, God opens the gate and said, "Nej tuaj lod?" (Hello in hmong.)
A white guy, a mexican guy, and a black guy were arguing about God and what color he is. The white guy said, "God is white.", the mex said, "No, God is mexican." and the black guy argued back, "God is black". So they all decided to see for themselves what color God is. They all killed themselves and went to heaven. When they reach the gate, God opens the gate and said, "Nej tuaj lod?" (Hello in hmong.)
QUOTE(ooh-la-la @ Nov 18 2005, 10:32 PM)
haha... funny.... okay... this is a joke or riddle or w.e i got from my friend...
four hmong guys got in a honda civic and got into a car accident on hiway 96.... all of them died except for two..... how is that???
answer: the dudes name is TOU... HAHA...
four hmong guys got in a honda civic and got into a car accident on hiway 96.... all of them died except for two..... how is that???
answer: the dudes name is TOU... HAHA...
I know what you meant but there is a logical explaination. Two people died and two survived. I think it would be better if it was like this.
Four hmong guys in a Honda Civic got into a car accident on highway 96. Three died but two survived.
QUOTE(PinkPen @ Nov 15 2005, 12:49 PM)
when hmong people come to north carolina, why do they go live in hickory?
- it's near the "hmong"-tains
what is hmong's favorite drink?
- "hmong"-tain dew
- it's near the "hmong"-tains
what is hmong's favorite drink?
- "hmong"-tain dew
Yea....that was good......Hmong peoples in N.C, Hickory drink hmong-tain dew.......My.......Hmong guys in Kali, Sacramento drives..... Hmongster Truckz.....( Toyota )
why can't two gay hmong guys get married?
BECAUSE THEY DON'T KNOW WHO'S GONNA PAY FOR WHO!
BECAUSE THEY DON'T KNOW WHO'S GONNA PAY FOR WHO!
QUOTE(white_tiger @ Nov 22 2005, 12:39 PM)
i was in my room looking at a megazine that i just bought at shinders, my back was facing the door...i could hear foot steps coming towards me, the door opened, it was my aunt, "what are you doing she asked ?"...i turned around to face her while looking at my hands... and then i answered..."i um..um..nothing, just um..puting on lotion(smears fake lotion on face).... ...get it?...ehehehe...U FROM MINNESOTA RIGHT?
U KNOW AN "OG" BY THE NAME OF DAN LEE, WHITE TIGER?
LOL! WACK!
QUOTE(Bonedawg @ Nov 15 2005, 03:17 PM)
What do you call a black crocodile?
"Cay" doo
"Cay" doo
ahahhahaa....it took me a while to get it....sad huh
QUOTE(n0ah @ Jul 22 2007, 05:29 PM)
ok, y'all know that taco bell dog, its was suppose to be a hmong Chihuahua. He was originally intended to go to McDonald's but then he go lost and ended up in Taco Bell. He meant to say "yuam kev rau Taco Bell" (mistaken to taco bell) but they heard it as "yo quiero taco bell".
A white guy, a mexican guy, and a black guy were arguing about God and what color he is. The white guy said, "God is white.", the mex said, "No, God is mexican." and the black guy argued back, "God is black". So they all decided to see for themselves what color God is. They all killed themselves and went to heaven. When they reach the gate, God opens the gate and said, "Nej tuaj lod?" (Hello in hmong.)
A white guy, a mexican guy, and a black guy were arguing about God and what color he is. The white guy said, "God is white.", the mex said, "No, God is mexican." and the black guy argued back, "God is black". So they all decided to see for themselves what color God is. They all killed themselves and went to heaven. When they reach the gate, God opens the gate and said, "Nej tuaj lod?" (Hello in hmong.)
the taco bell joke is so cute ahahahaha
Okay Okay...I got one...I heard it the other day....How do you save a deer????? Kill a Hmong! 
Just JOKING! Jeez.
Just JOKING! Jeez.
cool and funny jokes. 
I'd like to hear more!
I'd like to hear more!
QUOTE(PinkPen @ Nov 15 2005, 12:49 PM)
when hmong people come to north carolina, why do they go live in hickory?
- it's near the "hmong"-tains
what is hmong's favorite drink?
- "hmong"-tain dew
- it's near the "hmong"-tains
what is hmong's favorite drink?
- "hmong"-tain dew
Two Hmong ladies try to get citizenship in California. The interviewer ask Hmong lady #1 Zoua, "How many stripes are on the flag?" Zoua says, "13" which was correct. Interviewer then ask Hmong lady #2 Fong Nhia, "What state do you live in?" Fong Nhia was puzzled and didn't know. Zoua said to Fong Nhia,"Ooohh..Cas lia Fong Nhia, its too hard just forget it." The interviewer said, "Yes, its California!"
QUOTE(n0ah @ Jul 22 2007, 04:29 PM)
ok, y'all know that taco bell dog, its was suppose to be a hmong Chihuahua. He was originally intended to go to McDonald's but then he go lost and ended up in Taco Bell. He meant to say "yuam kev rau Taco Bell" (mistaken to taco bell) but they heard it as "yo quiero taco bell".
A white guy, a mexican guy, and a black guy were arguing about God and what color he is. The white guy said, "God is white.", the mex said, "No, God is mexican." and the black guy argued back, "God is black". So they all decided to see for themselves what color God is. They all killed themselves and went to heaven. When they reach the gate, God opens the gate and said, "Nej tuaj lod?" (Hello in hmong.)
A white guy, a mexican guy, and a black guy were arguing about God and what color he is. The white guy said, "God is white.", the mex said, "No, God is mexican." and the black guy argued back, "God is black". So they all decided to see for themselves what color God is. They all killed themselves and went to heaven. When they reach the gate, God opens the gate and said, "Nej tuaj lod?" (Hello in hmong.)
haha. lol. nice
QUOTE(ss9494 @ Jul 23 2008, 04:33 PM)
Two Hmong ladies try to get citizenship in California. The interviewer ask Hmong lady #1 Zoua, "How many stripes are on the flag?" Zoua says, "13" which was correct. Interviewer then ask Hmong lady #2 Fong Nhia, "What state do you live in?" Fong Nhia was puzzled and didn't know. Zoua said to Fong Nhia,"Ooohh..Cas lia Fong Nhia, its too hard just forget it." The interviewer said, "Yes, its California!"
omg! i laughed my @$$ of on the last one!
QUOTE(white_tiger @ Nov 22 2005, 12:39 PM)
i was in my room looking at a megazine that i just bought at shinders, my back was facing the door...i could hear foot steps coming towards me, the door opened, it was my aunt, "what are you doing she asked ?"...i turned around to face her while looking at my hands... and then i answered..."i um..um..nothing, just um..puting on lotion(smears fake lotion on face).... ...get it?...ehehehe...Love this one! So effin funnie!
oh... i got one from one of my friends....
ok... there were three hmong guys who just came from thailand and they don't know english...
one hmong american dude said that if they can guess how to say the hmong word in english then
they win 100 dollars (i guess)...
well the hmong american dude went and ask the first one... koj hais txiv tsawb li cas (how do you say banana)....
well he doesn't know so he went on to the next one... koj hais txiv ev paum li cas (how do you say apple)....
he doesn't know so he went to the last one and ask... koj hais roj li cas (how do you say oil)...
well the last one doesn't know so he starting pacing around
until he slipped and siad "oi yo" (i think that's how you spell it)
and the hmong american dude said "you're correct" and he won the 100 buck.
oh... i got another one...
okay there was this one guy named Jay and his last name was Moua... aniwaize he came across a fight between these two hmong guys... while he was walking past one said "ntsej muag, koj xav tuag lo?"
and he said "what???"
another one...
okay there were these two married couples and they were driving....
suddenly they got stopped by a police officer...
the police officer asked the guy.. "what's your name"...
he said... "My name is Her Neng"...
the police officer said "what"???
the guy said.. "my name is Her Neng"....
so the police said.... "okay what is her name"????
the guy said... "her name is Mai Neng"....
hehehe.... i think it was funny the first time i heard it but i don't really know how to
tell you guys the way they told me...
im sorry if it's not good but hope u guys enjoy...
ok... there were three hmong guys who just came from thailand and they don't know english...
one hmong american dude said that if they can guess how to say the hmong word in english then
they win 100 dollars (i guess)...
well the hmong american dude went and ask the first one... koj hais txiv tsawb li cas (how do you say banana)....
well he doesn't know so he went on to the next one... koj hais txiv ev paum li cas (how do you say apple)....
he doesn't know so he went to the last one and ask... koj hais roj li cas (how do you say oil)...
well the last one doesn't know so he starting pacing around
until he slipped and siad "oi yo" (i think that's how you spell it)
and the hmong american dude said "you're correct" and he won the 100 buck.
oh... i got another one...
okay there was this one guy named Jay and his last name was Moua... aniwaize he came across a fight between these two hmong guys... while he was walking past one said "ntsej muag, koj xav tuag lo?"
and he said "what???"
another one...
okay there were these two married couples and they were driving....
suddenly they got stopped by a police officer...
the police officer asked the guy.. "what's your name"...
he said... "My name is Her Neng"...
the police officer said "what"???
the guy said.. "my name is Her Neng"....
so the police said.... "okay what is her name"????
the guy said... "her name is Mai Neng"....
hehehe.... i think it was funny the first time i heard it but i don't really know how to
tell you guys the way they told me...
im sorry if it's not good but hope u guys enjoy...
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