I love Hmoob riddles and if anyone can come up with one or knows any please post'em up in Hmoob of course. Here are some that I know:

(I am severely sorry for those of you who have constantly failed us all in not learning how to read or write Hmoob. If you wanna know these ask a friend who knows Hmoob and if you don't care then you just failed us again. )

1)Me me ob tog ntse.....yog dab tsi?

2)Muaj ib tug phaw twm tuag nram kwj ha, muab nws tshum nws tseem ua pa.....yog dab tsi thiab nab??

3)Thaum nws mus nws luaj tus zuam, thaum rov los nws luaj tus ntxuam.....yog paub no sim teb tuaj soj!

-I'll have more posted-

1 - tsis paub
2 - tsis paub
3 - lub paj hnub hlis (?)

kuv paub nqe ib mab!!! nws yog lub txhuv!!!

ob nqe tom qab...um...kuv tsis tim paub yog dabtsi...

but i do know one!!!

lub taub muaj xya lub qhov yog dabtsi? (something like that)

1. Me Me puv ib tsev.

Man that ain't fair i wish i could read hmong

actually Hmong riddles are very good, cause some OG's like asking them to youngsters, if u know the answer helps u gain more respect

Ai...


Xyov... cov ntawv nov mas, kuv yeej tsis paub saib yog dab tsis li. xD

this sux is there a english version......

^ ahaha...no...the "english version" tends to kill the whole meaning of the whole riddle...

Just to be fair to some of you ....It's sounds gay though

Translation: 1) Small Small ob ends pointy. Good luck

That's the only one I'll translate. So enjoy!

^ that's soOoooOooo not kool! it don't seem right...

moryHX yog zoo nkauj... <3

i ll take her to crispy creme donut!!

^ i don't like doughnuts...

The world is so hypocritical don't you
think? It's all about: I, Me, My only...

^uh...don't cry...

1)Me me ob tog ntse.....yog dab tsi?

i think it's rice.. i'm right... right?? what do i get if i got it rite..

^ ahaha...hmm...that is correct...you've gain knowlegde? most rewarding than a materialistic reward don't you think?