Ємсчихсєєн...
Нэг залуу болзоонд явах гэж байна гэнэ. Тэгсэн эгч нь:
- Болзоонд явах гэж байгаа том залуу бэлгэвчээ мартчихав даа гэж сануулав. Тэгсэн мань эр:
- Хаанаас даа аль эрт ємсчихсєн байгаа гэсэн гэдэг.

-Эмч ээ, би бэлгийн сулралтай болчихлоо.
-Яаж байна?
-Хэнд ч татгалзахгvй болчихлоо.

Скрин сейвр
Yvр шєнийн заагаар хаалганы хонх дуугарна. Эхнэр босон нээвэл программчин ажилтай нєхєр нь гуйвчихсан зогсож байна гэнэ. Хувцас нь тамтаг болтлоо урагдчихсан, єєрєє согтуу, нvдэн дор нь томоос том хєх няц болсон харагдана.
Нєхєр:
-За миний шинэ скринсервер чамд таалагдаж байна уу?

Гурван программчин
-Гурван программчинд єєрийн бизнес эхлvvлэх ямар боломж байна?
-Нэг вирус бичээд, нєгєєх нь антивирус бичихэд л хангалттай.
-Тэгвэл гурав дахь юу хийх юм бэ?
-Тэр бvхнийг нь ажлуулах vйлдлийн системийг бvтээхгvй юу...
Бодлого
Программчин Бат чатлаж байгаад 16 настай Дулмаатай танилцжээ. Батыг зургаа явуулаач гэхээр нь Дулмаа одоохон гэсэн юм байж. Дулмаа нь зєвхєн ВМР формат гэдгийг мэддэг бєгєєд зураг нь 16 МВ. Батын коннект нь 2400-ийнх, холбоо нь 20 минут тутам тасарч дахин холболт хийхэд 3 минут болох бєгєєд 3.00-6.00 цагуудын хооронд холболт vнэгvй байдаг байжээ.
Асуулт: Программчин Батыг Дулмаагийн зургийг татаж дуусах vед Дулмаа хэдэн настай байх вэ 2
Нэг компьютерийн ард суун зогсоо зайгvй юм шивэн ажиллана. Гэтэл гэнэт цонхоор нь цаасанд ороосон тоосго орж ирээд мониторыг оноод будаа болгочихов. Уурласандаа боож vхэх шахсан эр тоосгыг авч ороосон цаасыг нь дэлгэж vзвэл «Хамгийн хямд vнээр чанартай монитор зарна. Утас ....» гээд биччихсэн байж

Вирус
Программчин эр ажлаасаа тарж ирээд эхнэртэйгээ ярилцаж байна.
Нєхєр:
-Good evening dear, Im now iogged in.
Эхнэр:
-Чи талх авсан уує
-Bad command or filename.
-Би чамайг ажилдаа явахад чинь л захисан биз дээ.
-Erroneous sytax.Abortє
-Мартаснаас шинэ зурагт авах юм болоод байсан яасан бэє
-Variable not found…
-Тэгвэл ядаж надад зээлийнхээ картыг єгчих. Би єєрєє дэлгvvр явъя.
-Sharing Violation.Access denied…
-Чи надад хайртай юмуу эсвэл тэр єєрийнхєє компьютерт хайртай юмуу. Эсвэл бvр намайг доромжлоод байгаа юмуу.
-Too many parameters…
-Чам шиг юмтай хэрэггvй л сууж дээ.
-Data type mismatch…
-Чи ер нь дvйнгэ нєхєр л дєє…
-Its by Default.
-Ингэхэд цалин чинь буусан уує
-File in use… Try after some time..
-Ингэхэд чи ер нь намайг хэн гэж бодоод байгаа юм бэє
-Unknown Virus!
hahahahaha
Ажил дээрээ ирээд интернэтэд холбогдох гээд компьютерээ асах гэсэн чинь асдаггvй байна ш дээ. Тэгээд аргагvй эрхэнд ажлаа хийсэн дээ .haha
Нэг эр єглєє сэрээд машинаа асаах гэтэл капотон дээр нь хадаасаар «Машинаа будаач ээ малаа!» гээд зураад хаячихсан байна гэнэ. Эхэндээ маш их уурлаж хараал хэлсэн боловч удалгvй "Нээрээ тийм ч юмуу. Будалгvй дэндvv удсан байна шvv" гэж бодоод тэр даруй машин засварын газар очиж машинаа будуулав. Машин нь ч яг л шинэ юм шиг болох нь тэр. Тэгээд маргааш єглєє нь машинаа асаах гэтэл капотон дээр нь ахиад хадаасаар "Сайн байна. Ингэвэл ч єєр хэрэг шvv" гээд сарааччихсан байсан гэдэг.
Эрчvvдийн давуу тал
Эрчvvд ямагт хvvхнvvдээс ухаантай байсан. Тоог бичиж мэддэггvй хуруугаа гозойлгон тоoлдог байсан балар эртний цагт ч гэсэн эрчvvд ямагт нэг тоо илvv тоолдог байсан нь vvний нотолгоо юм.
Zowhon mongolchuudad ene yasan hogiin onigoo we sawj unalaa
Тvvхийн хичээл дээр багш асууж байна.
- Чамд найман жил тvvх заалаа. За чи Сvхбаатар жанжныхаа хэлсэн vгнээс ганцханыг ч болсон хэлээч дээ.
- Багш аа, тийм амархан юмыг уу?
- Тийм ээ, хэлчихвэл шууд онц тавилаа.
- Янжмаа хє, цайгаа чанаач.



Soon will be translated !!!!!!!!(sain duraaraa gants 2iig orchuulaarai zaluusaa humor aain zugaatai shudee her zereg medremjtei goe orchuul;ah nuu chansaagaa uzeerei gej)
Dashramd
Haha uuniig angliar goe orchuulsan huniig urmiin ugeer myalaana 2

Some non mongolian anecdotes

A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks GOD if he can ask him a few questions.

"Sure," GOD says, "Go right ahead".
"OK," the man says. "Why did you make women so pretty?"
GOD says, "So you would like them."OK," the guy says. "But how come you made them so beautiful?"
"So you would LOVE them", GOD replies.
The man ponders a moment and then asks, "But why did you make them such airheads?"
GOD says, "So they would love you!" 2

Is the wife in control?
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were whipped by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St Peter."

Said and done, the next time God looks the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were whipped was 100 miles long, on the line of men that dominated women there was only one man.

God got mad and said. "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image, and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud, Learn from him!" Tell them my son how did you manage to be the only one on that line?

The man said, "I don't know. My wife told me to stand here." 2


Where are you from?
The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this he whispered to the cowboy, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The cowboy groaned but didn't budge. The usher became more impatient. "Sir, if you don't get up from there, I'm going to have to call the manager. The cowboy just groaned.

The usher marched briskly back up the aisle. In a moment he returned with the manager. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move the cowboy, but with no success. Finally, they summoned the police. The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy, what's you're name?"
"Sam," the cowboy moaned.
"Where ya from, Sam?"
With pain in his voice Sam replied.... "The balcony."

Where is your wife?
On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?"

To which the farmer replied: "Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!"

Genghis Khan and Borte find themselves at the front of Al Mehmet Qasim Al Khadfi's golden shore palace. The palace is wide and spacious, yet the decor is a minimalist form of the islamic artform. A 20 yr old Lovelytruth walks out from the palace exterior buck naked.

Genghis and Borte laugh

Who would not laugh when someone who live in golden palace doesn`t wear anything! -Maybe this palace was private Bath

oh if i try i can write better that this (everybody thinks so lol) 2

hey can you guys reply to my thread about Mongol interracial

[quote=PervertBurger,Jan 16 2006, 11:22 PM]
Genghis Khan and Borte find themselves at the front of Al Mehmet Qasim Al Khadfi's golden shore palace. The palace is wide and spacious, yet the decor is a minimalist form of the islamic artform. A 20 yr old Lovelytruth walks out from the palace exterior buck naked.

Genghis and Borte laugh

Suddenly Pervertburger wakes up and thinkin jealously :Oh what a lucky guy ?

Near the beach One Russian guy
One chinese guy
And one American guy found a jiny in a bottle.
The Jiny : -I will make one your wishes come true. Chinese guy was fast to think said : -I wish you made this Ocean into chinese Yuan.
The Jine : -As you wish!
The Ocean became Yuan Ocean! The chinese guy pulls up a calculator and starts to count the money:D
Russian Guy : -I know! make this Ocean into Vodka!
The jine : -As you wish!
The Ocean becomes Vadka Ocean! Chinese guy started to sink, Russian guy drunk and started sink too.
Chinese guy : Help Help!?
Russian guy : bol bol bol....
The Jine asks American guy : Your wish? what shall I do with this Ocean?
The American guy runs to save his friends! But in very jump he hit his leg! He did say something but I don`t remember?!
However they sunk!

you guys should get more mongol on here..

what for ?There,s also no section for Mongolian chat if there will be mongolian chat i think more users would come

There are many Anecdotes talkin by people in Mongolia about 3 friends ,China Russia and Mongol 2
Hey guys if u remember some of them plz say it 2

Also do u know what is the shortest anecdote of world ?
M.Jackson bein black whaaaaat reallyy????lol
1Єнхрvvш боож vхэв
2Єнхрvvш жирэмслэв
3Цалингаараа амьдрав -This one is really nice anecdote
4Онгон эмээ
5Зандан євєє
6Загас живэж vхэв
7Шувуу унаж vхэв
8Майкл Жeксон харлав
Tsalingaara amidraw gej manai mongoliin neg ulsiin ih hurliin gishuun helsen gesen haha!

xvchingiin xereg shvvj baina .......... SHVVGCH : za gemt xeregten bos .. tegtel gemt xeregten nogoodxoo xed xed nyslaad : xooyee bosood ogoochee gesen gedeg
Ene bur aimaar brutal baigaa bizdee
2
Father and i have same hairstyle

Oh there,s ma Mom he said 2

Sometimes we see 2 different side in human for example bad or good?
And this man shows something more

Wanna see me how i,m cool
Ok razorblade romance starts so

Let,s read it together (i dont think every dog can do it lol)

At last
The dog is just saying:
Oh ma god which century is that? what a fu-kin good time we live in lol

Moment mal oops scheisse 2

Chill out time


True friend running after him

too tired<Hero of the day>

forever young

time is going fast but the mode is faster i think lol

One of the Asia finest member is just relaxin and chattin but who is ...? 2


Man must alsways ask what and why?


Excuse me sir Can i see your driver licence card ???
Man is just answering something in arabian and said Allah Akbar !

so mongolians really like soccer/football?....

too bad they dont have a good team...maybe they are more suited for american football???...

[quote=soltung,Jan 17 2006, 01:50 PM]
so mongolians really like soccer/football?....

too bad they dont have a good team...maybe they are more suited for american football???...


Football and politic sounds almost same.It,s kinda lil sickness
So i wouldnt answer lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzz 2


yeah right now we dont have that good!!! But it depends on us who knows in the future ....

Money can rule the world but not the pertinacity!

2

Wow let`s play this football

Oros Hyatad Mongol 3iin tuhai onigoog sanaj bgaa hun ban uu plz humuusee heleed ogooch

As you want,
...Oros Mongol Hytad 3 zah n ul uzegdeh dalain dund negen ezgui aral deer 1 awdar arhitai hayagdsan baijee. Uugaad neleen sogtosnii etsest negen Jin garch ireed ta 3 tus buriin 1 huseliig bieluulei gejee.
-Hytad: Eh delhiin hamgiin urjil shimtei gazart namaig ih gazariin ezen bolgoj ogeech gejee. Jin husliig n bieluulew gene.
-Oros: Nadad duusashgui undragatai arhin bulagiin ezen bolgoj ogeech gew. Jin bieluulew gene.
-Mongol: Ta ter 2-g butsaagaad awaad ir gejee.

So begins bad translate of this anecdote :

One russian chinese and mongolian forsakened together in one icelet with bottle of vodka ,who lives there nobody.After drinkin their vodka suddenly appears one genie and asked to make each of their one wish come true.
-Chinese wanted to own the worlds's most fertilest land.Genie fulfilled his wish.

-Russian said make me the owner of endless gushing water vodka.Genie made his wish come true.
At last genie asked what u want me to do ?
Mongol said :Bring ma friends back plz said 2

True friends lol We,re trapped in same $hit and will be always together our 2 nice neighbor. :genius:
fu-k this little material world

One man comin to home :And his wife askin jealously where were u last night ?
--I was with ma friend Bor chono and we played whole night card ,
man said
- Wife takes phone and callin ,asks Bor chono is that true ?
-Bor chono : yes it,s true we played whole night card and he,s still here
said 2

No I said : -yes it,s true we played whole night card and he,s still here with you!

i think your friend is kinda ghost 2
can be exist in 2 different places at that same time

Erh tsagaan ishig mini nanana (lag duu duulsan)lolzzz
Hey nogoo Booyeo atamanii yariad bdag tegeed yawj bsan chin geed l neeh duusaj ogdoggui onigoo baidagdaa teriiig neg bicheed angliar orchuulwal boloh uu
Angli saitai hund bol yuhen baihawde gej Ta nar bol gyals l hiine dee
Ter mongoliin jinhene classic onigoo mon uu hehe

Actually she was standing front of me! yes she had a phone, but I didn`t remember who she was calling to -Maybe hospital. I brought her his husband and said : -he,s still here with you! I meant : -don`t worry he is alive!

Oh really so it,s not anecdote ^it,s kinda detective literary work

Mongolian basketball

See no voilence!

Hoosh hogshoon chi iimerhuu zurag bitgii tawi ldaa Odoo bas jaahan gaihaj ehelj bna shuu.Ene ulsuud chin Mongol gej ogt medehgui sanaand ni yu ch baihgui tosoololgui uchraas harj baigaa zuileeree l tosoolon oilogj awna shude gedgiig helie

Har tiwiin yaduu batsaanuud yaj hol nutsgen hol bombog toglood guij yawdag bilee.Yag tuun shig oilgono shudee
Za naiziigaa zowoor oilgooroi

Zaa. Negiig orchyylah geed uznee.


Virus

Programmist guy /P/ coming from work and talking with his wife /W/.

P - Good evening dear, Im now iogged in.
W – Did yoo buy bread
P - Bad command or filename.
w- I told you to buy bread.
p - Erroneous syntax. Abort
w- Buy the way you promised me about new TV set.
p -Variable not found…
W- Then give me your card I’ll buy myself.
p -Sharing Violation.Access denied…
W – Do you love me or do you love your computer. Or insulting me?
P -Too many parameters…
W – I regret that I married you.
P -Data type mismatch…
W – you are such a idiot…
P -Its by Default.
W – Oh really.. Did you get your salary?
P -File in use… Try after some time..
W – OK. Who am I to you?
p -Unknown Virus!

Hehe goe boljee Bi uul ni uuniig orchuulii gej bodoj bsan yum za yahaw (lag bultersen)

aaya naasan...
za neg iim onigoo

One gamer died and came to hell. After some months...
Hell master said to god: My god please take him away, from here please..
God wondered: WHY
He replied: That gamer thinks that the hell is a PC game. After killing of all my demons, and workers, he captured my bayonet. Running and crying "How to go next level"

Chi yagaad tegvel Bodit baidaliig nuugaad baidag nuhur vee? aan?
Mongol hun harlaj borloson nuuree nuuh yum uu?
Mongol bohir ch gesen hamgiin ekologiin tsever orchind amidarch baigaagaa nuuh um uu?
Edgeer nuhduud chine mash ikh ursulduuntei ch hooson amidraltai uls. Tiim ch bolood yanz buriin yum meddeggui.

Za Mongoloo gutaahgui baihiig hicheenee! OK

Russian, Chinese, and Mongolian three men dropped in remote island with plenty of vodka. After finishing vodka they found a bottle. Genie came out of it and said to fulfill three wishes of three men.

Russian: First, couple of bottle vodka. Second, hot russian women. Third, wanna go home. (Huurray, I'm home)

Chinese: First, couple of bottle vodka. Second, hot chinese women. Third, wanna go home. (Huurray, I'm home)

Mongolian: First, couple of bottle vodka. Second, more vodka. Third, more vodka and it's boring here so I would like to call my two friends.

Some guy came to mongolia and said he was famouse :

Oh Segal! damm good liar

Ta nar eniig uz dee bi law uhtlee ineelee
Ene zaluug ene emgen ch gesen hongohoon tsohiod unagachih yum bna
Bas tegeed boloogui ee drunken tiger shuu

http://www.youtube.com/w/Kyokushin-Karate-...japanese%20show

Mongols & Kazakhs survive here :

VERY LONG POLAND ANECDOTE

A polish fisherman, who was just managing to keep his family feed with what he caught, let alone have any for the market, was out fishing one day all alone. He had been up with the dawn, and it was near dusk now, when he felt a nibble, and then a bite, so he set the hook and began to bring in the fish.

He soon realised that he had never hooked a fish so large as this one seemed to be; the fight to land this fish was just about all the old man's strenght could do. When all of a sudden, the fish pops up to the surface and indeed he is the largest fish the Fisherman had even seen let alone catch.

The fish propped itself on the gunwale and said, "please man, let me go; let me go and I will give you three wishes." Well, the fisherman was unsure, a fish this size could
feed his family for months,a nd he could sell some in the market too, so he had no thought of letting the fish go. Again, the fish said, "let me go, man, and three wishes will be yours."

The fisherman looked at the fish and said, "I don't know; I never heard of a talking fish, and with a fish the size of you I could feed my family well,and buy some need things too. Besides, how do I know you will give me three wishes." The fish talked to the fisherman for many minutes,and finally convinced the man to relase him. Grudingly the fisherman released the large fish.The fish instantly jumped into the water and dissapeared. The fisherman was not really surprised, until the fish reapeared and asked him what his first wish was? The fisherman thought long and hard, and then ask, "I can have anything, wish for anything in the whole world?" The fish agreed. The fisherman said. "Okay, I want all the Mongols in the whole world, those in Upper Mongollia, and Lower Mongolia, and Central Mongolia, to gather up their ponies, mount up and ride day and night , night and day, to the borders of Poland, camp over night and go home, riding day and night, night and day to Mongolia." The fish, stared at the old man and
said, " a Very strange wish, but it's done. The Mongol's are packing right now."

The fish then asked what the fisherman's second wish was. The old man thought hard and long until, he brightened and said, "I want to repeat the first wish, all the Mongols in the world to mount up their ponies and ride night and day, day and night to the borders of Poland. Camp overnight, and return to Mongolia." The fish was a bit stunned, and ask the man, "are you sure, most men ask for rishes and fortune, and power and position, yet you ask for the Mongol's to ride to Poland, not once but twice? If you are sure, this I will do, but are you sure man?" The fisherman assured the fish that that was his intent, so the fish to the man that his sefond wish was granted,a nd as soon as the Mongols returned from the first trip they would begin the second.

The fish then said you have only one wish left, and wondered what the old man would wish for. The fisherman totally surprised the fish by wishing the exact same thing, for all the Mongol's in the world to mount their ponies and ride day and night, night and day to the borders of Poland, camp overnight and go home. The fish said granted, but you must explain why you want these Mongols ridng to Poland's border three time. The old
fisherman smiles and said, "You see, fish, for the Mongol's of the world to mount theri ponies and ride night and day, day and night to the bordrs of Poland three times, they have to cross Mother Russia six times!!!!"

There was a poll to explore the Internet Usage in Mongolia, and all participants answered Yes to the question "Do you have an access to Internet?"

It shows that Internet is the most widespread tool, introduced with a storming success in Mongolia.


Note: The poll was taken through online survey

What is the name of the thing they have

The Lama's - nothing - (or Buddha hasn't)
BagaBandi's short
Gonchigdorj's long

Can you Guess?









Surname 2 2

What is it?(helee gargaad buuj ogloo)

"" Lama
"Natsagiin" Bagabandi
"RadnaaSumbereliin" Gonchigdorj

therefore it was a surname, yamar ch jogotoi yum bhgu shuu

Ex president Mr. LittleBoy Natsag bvl yamar bn
The new one is probably Mr. PeaceJoy Nambar ha ha

The capital city is Red Hero
The national hero on the 100T togrog's bill is Cleaver/Hatchet Hero ha ha

The rich boss of "Mgl land" with miss wives is Mr. ThousandJoy

Some governors: White, Red, DeepSea ...
Celebrities: Pop Star - MoonRay, Purity, Rainbow, GoldenFlower
we have the names like:

Apple: Alimaa (ma is a Tibetian word, meaning Mother)
Flower: Tsetseg
Sunny: Naran
Moon: Saraa
Golden: Altan
Crystal: Bolor

AzargaBaldan gedeg nertei hun baisan l gej bgaamdaa

How many wives does he have?

Mangar ih (10 huruugaa gargaw )

neg marzan onigoo bdgiin:

neg goyo huuhen naiztaigaa restaurant-d uulzaldaad suujeenaa. yarih ni:

-- OO yahav, bi miss-ee hiigee l, nogooh maani boss-oo hiigee l, heden huuhed baishingiinhaa oroonuudeer toortsgoogood l bj l bn

gejeene enee

umaindaravgar ch gej baisan gesen 2

if it's your dishwasher breaksdown
what you should do?

slap her 2

money can buy sex, but not love

guy can have only a 1 wife legally in mongolia.