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tell us(the public) the worst pick-up lines you ever heard or tried.

1. did you fart? because you just blew me away
2. If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together
3.were your parents thieves? because they just stole the stars an put them in your eyes.
4. are you tired? because you have been running around in my head all day.
5. hi my name is______. I am single, unemployed, and I live with my parents.
6. nice shoes, want to Fu@4.

1. did you fart? because you just blew me away
5. hi my name is______. I am single, unemployed, and I live with my parents.

Friggin hilarious.

look at the tag in the back of their shirt and say " just what I thought 100% angel"

did you fall from the sky, cuz ur an angel

did it hurt?.....when you fell from heaven!

why is this in japanese forum? 0_o;;



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i dont like that heaven is missing an angel line. so lame.

"Excuse me miss, does this smell like chloroform to you?"
^worst one I've heard recently

The two worst lines guys tried on me were:
1. I love your shoes
2. Do you practise martial arts? Because I'm sure that under these adorable looks, hides a ferocious mind :o (yes it was lame and yes i nearly killed him to prove the ferocious thingy)

My favourite heard ever:
"Excuse me do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes."

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