QUOTE (Genesis of Ire @ Mar 3 2006, 03:49 AM)
Can you share with us?
Example for Hide (i'm trying to give a good translation) :
Hide Before : Perfect prototype of a japanese student, who comes promptly home after his 22 hours of school to eat the rice balls his mom prepared for him with love...
Hide After : yeah we know, he looks like a toilet brush
Hide Now(picture of a red skull) : What an amelioration ! All his features are more clear and all that without the help of a surgeon, just a towel !! What a great man, this Hide ...
Gackt before : Yeah poor porkers, fans of Gackt, your beloved idol wasn't born in the XVIth century but about 30 years ago and his youth in the 80's must have been pretty hard, especially when you look like Fonzie (some1 very very ugly and disgusting)
Gackt now : Money helping, he offers himself the complete dream kit : " new nose + new lips + grinded jawline". With all the fidelity points on his surgeon's card (better than Junku!) he was able to choose between a free haircut and a free brain. Guess what he chose?
These are mere examples. Altough there are some funny things on the website, the general language is very arrogant and sardonic. Some things are pushed a little bit too far. They call all the girls whores and in the end it isn't that funny anymore.
What I don't understand is why they list Takeshi Kitano under Jpop stars !!!
I think they don't know at all who he is and just found a pic of a japanese star and put it on their site.