Howdy folks,

Do you have any Mongolian jokes you might like to share? 2

Could you also post the english translation for us non mongols?!

Cheers..

There are lots of Jokes, but it can not be only Mongolian.

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Хyyхнyyдийн зан
Хyyхнyyдийн учрыг олох хэцyy. Oдoхooр бyдyyлэг, oдoхгyй бол тэнэг гэх юм.
Mind of women is difficult to understand. When i flirt, they call me womaniser ...when i don't, they call me moron.


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Эрх ooлoo
Шоронд 2 эр сууна.
- Чи эхнэртэй юу?
- Эхнэртэй, харин чи?
- Yгyй би эрх чoлooтoй амьдрахыг хyсч байна.

FREE
:- 2 men in jail talking
- Are you married?
-Yes, how about you?
-No, I want to live FREE

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Нэг эр найздаа:
- Гэртээ ордог юм байна. Авгай нэг юмтай зууралдаж байна. Дyрсхийгээд бачимдахдаа сандал дээр суун тэдний ууж байсан 2 лонхтойг хoнтoрч орхив оо. Уйтгартай дуу аяллаа. Тэгээд жаал уужраад эргэн тойрноо харваас манай гэр биш байна шyy.

A man say to his friend:-
- When i come back home, i found my wife was with someone. I was flamed, to hold myself, i sit down and drink bottle what they left on the table. Sang a song. So i felt better and look around. Oh my, this is not my house.

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Some immature jokes, gets the job done nonetheless...

It had been long since a rabit and a turtle befriended each other. But their friendship ended when the hardworking rabbit fell in despair following the turtle's rampant alcoholism of late.
One day the turtle comes back riding a Toyota LandCruiser. Shocked, the rabbit asks him:
-How did you get this car?
-In exchange for all my bottles

The UN organises an international poll with the following question:
"In your opinion, if you answer in all honesty, why is there lack of nutrition in some countries?"
The results of the poll were dropped as "useless" because:
-Africa didn't understand what "nutrition" was.
-China didn't understand "in your opinion".
-West Europe didn't understand "lack of nutrition".
-East Europe didn't understand "honesty".
-Latin America didn't understand "poll".
-USA didn't understand "some countries".



Ерөнхий сайдууд
Америк Монголын ерөнхий сайд нарын хооронд болсон яриа.
Америк сайд:
- Манай улсын иргэдийн цалингийн 50 хувь амьжиргааг нь хангадаг.
Монгол сайд:
- Тэгээд үлдэх 50 хувийг нь яадаг юм бэ?
Америк сайд:
- Тэр бидэнд хамаагүй ээ.
Монгол сайд:
- Манай иргэдийн цалин нь амьжиргааны 50 хувийг нь арай гэж хангадаг.
Америк сайд:
- Тэгээд амьжиргааныхаа үлдэх хувийг яаж болгодог байна аа?
Монгол сайд:
- Тэр бидэнд хамаагүй ээ.

Rich Mongolian guy had a cook, one day he had to fire him. His friend says, "That man was a good cook. Why did you fire him?"

"Every morning I have two eggs, one boiled and one fried. But that stupid cook keeps on frying the wrong egg!"

nice one.

nice thread, philbert. i was inspired to make one too. humor is always good for the soul.

- Damn these insects. Why are there so many of them in the world anyway?
- For their size, there are no condoms.

Court room scene:
- Do you acknowledge that you comitted this theft by yourself?
- Yes. It's hard these days to trust others...you know.

A hospital:
- So, how old are you?
- Will turn 60 soon.
- That, we're not sure about...

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Bribe
2 хоригдол ярилцаж байна.
- Чи яагаад шоронд орсон юм бэ?
- Авилгал аваад.
- Тэгээд яасан хурдан гарах гэж байгаа юм бэ?
- Авилгал oгooд.
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Bribe

2 prisoners talk
:- Why are you in jail?
- because of bribery
:- Ah so, how come you are going to be released soon
- because i bribed
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Badarchingiin payan, Dalan hydalch, Jogjoohon daagatai mogjoohon hyygiin talaar bicheech. Humuusee.
hehe.

There are some national humor heros: Dalan hydalch, Badarchin,...

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B4 I tell my joke I wanna say that there is no offense.


What do you call the skin around vagina?

The answer is woman

Lemme rephrase my joke.

What do u call the useless skin around vagina?

Answer: Women

ineeh uu de. he he he . Thanks for cool joke. man.

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