for some reason im interested in insultin ppl in chinese because i dont know many insults. i only know lei chi sceen/sui/chun and yen tow gue lou. (ok my pinyin is terrible). does any1 know any good insults? (i prefer if its in cantonese)

Where's Suijen when you need him? >.>

We don't need Suijen when you're around, the queen of cantonese cussing.

just watch HK ganster movies.

ni ta ma de wong ba daan!
chi ni ma de
chi sung wo pei tze
bai tze
ben dan
chou xiao tze

The best one is Hang Gah Chan. Three syllables that say: Stone your entire family to death.

Or Yak Chew-ah. Literally says: Eat a banana. Cutie!

I can't figure this one out...=.=

btw, I posted Huang Rong pictures for yah...

LOL,I like Dongbei insults more.

its shanghainese lol

LoL...no wonder...are you Shanghainese?

my parents are but we speak mandarin at home. I just learn the bad stuff.

Au wui waht lei dui an chut lei yuen hau bai ju hai lei go see fut dau, sau yi lnei hau yi geen do au teck do lei go see fut biu C!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

walk around a Chinese mall...rofl...

Lnei go jeu jeu mm kup duk oh go gau

^ni zhai shuo sheme?


I use these three quite a bit.

Your penis doesn't stand a chance against mine!!! dats wat i said

你不是个东西！！

小日本鬼子

Anyway try sik see gow

Why can't you just insult people in your native tounge?

hes been whitewashed duh

What is the meaning of those insult or slang?

What does "TAU YEN" mean? My friend Filippino who used to work in Beijing, use it a lot for fun.




Chinese are short and maybe very insulting??? (if it translates)
I think there are also more reason to learn chinese, as china gets into world attention

isnt it sik gow see?


obviously cantonese not my native tongue if i dont know how to insult ppl or even speak it at all.

I don't swear, I'm so prim and proper.

Prim and proper? More like um zhi dou deem yeung zuo.

Sow sang ah, pok gai lo!

Oops. *covers mouth and giggles*

Go eat a banana.

Nay hor say ah, nay. *beats Suijen with tor hai*

that's more like a racist term.

Wei, lei mo gum yeung ah, say fan-chi.

What's fan-chi?

Potato.

Shouldn't it be fan-shu then?

Shouldn't you be yelling at someone?

I'mma lady. I don't do that.

I think i know meaning of ta ma de. But for others byzido.

diu lei lo mo hei. That's a bad one.

I love this thread, more bad words plz, LOL.

be se
ben zhu nao
si lao tao zi
pang zhi
fei zhu
zhu nao

Yeah whatever you middle-aged Chinese mother of two.

what, no Sun Your Mother?
I will dry your entire family!

^ The Chinese actually had "your mama" and "who's your daddy" insults since the Tang dynasty it seems.

The Journey to the West reveals quite a bit of such slights.

I love how retarded most Chinese insults sound when directly translated into English.

Well honeslty, I think swearing with a basis on death is better than on fu-king.

What makes more sense, "fu-k YOU", which literally means to insert your penis into that person, or "DIE", which means to kill.

"What? Mess with me? I'll stick my penis into you!"

Hmm, sounds like something I'd say.

Ahahaha I think I worked out what you tried to say lol

You said you're gonna rip my eyes out and put them in my @$$ so I could see you kick it



Tao yan? I think it just means annoying or to hate

It means "disgust".

You can use it to say, you disgust me.

How about I stick my penis in you until you die?

But if we're threatening people, we usually say we'll fu-k them with objects.
Like baseball bats.

But is usually used by girls to tell a boy they've done something the girl pretends to be offended about, but really enjoys.

dịt mẹ chinese

chinese như mặt lồn

Well its quite a pussy insult if used in Cantonese