You want it also? Cool.

Pick your gear and lets roll.

^ There are other requirements how ever.. like Leather and body armour. How old are you tinman? You might find we are not so young.

Haha smooth Hakseng, Smooth!! Get her drunk first.

Tinman, you should know, that we're going to be dressed up in a kinda post-apocaplytic fashion ala Mad Maxx or Dune, and leather must be included in your outfit.

Depending on your gun/role, you may or may not be required to dress in heavy armor.



Just state that you want to be in the clan, and I'll add you in.

Of course I want in this is a party I would never miss.
Side arm IMI eagle .50 mag
because you already have some one antimaterial gun I choose xm25 grenade launcher
back up weapon xm29
Dune as in Frank herberts dune? Or the video game? Either is cool.
Suggested accessaries
night vision googles
gilly suits (camo)
atleast 1 barret 50 cal to reach out and touch someone with extreme prejudice.( for extreme accuracy and leathality)

Frank Herbert.

Ever played Fallout?

never played fall out. Ive read all of the dune series by herbert. Awsome series.
Reading those books you all but learn a new language.
The freemen are some badazz warriors.

Two marksmen, 1 precision sniper/anti-material.

Tinman is going to be our uber tank.

JMAC, Amy, and I are going to be frontline.

Two shotguns and 1 AR.

To all Gun Clan members. I am organizing an expedition to OZ. I was just given permission by the wizzard to hunt flying monkeys and cowardly lions. Bag limit on the monkeys is 25. Cowardly Lions 1.
You might wonder why I wish to hunt the monkeys? Well ever sence that b!tch witch was melted they are out of control. They brreed like rats, flying around $hitting on people. Very bad monkeys . I have tried to train some but they are impossible. Everytime you turn around you have a monkey humping something . Usually someones leg. Now this I know they learned from Toto but its disgusting. They even like to bite. As for the cowardly Lion we probibly won't get a shot at him. He is an expert at hiding. Please let me know who wants in on the hunt.
I am carrying the standard issue weapon of all latest generation tinmen. 10 guage mag. semi auto loaded with #2 shot. I recommend nothing less than a 12 g. shooting 3 inch magnums.

Do we need silver bullets or something special to kill them with?

No regular bullets work just fine. I recommend safety glasses as $hit splatters. Yes those damn monkeys like to throw $hit too. No wonder why that witch was a b!tch. With pets like those monkeys anyone would turn rotten. One last warning wounded monkeys are the worst. They climb trees and piss on passer bys. Wait healthy monkeys do that too. Rain gear may be appropriate.

Let's nuke them.

Damn it, are nukes the answer to everything?

Suijen we can't nuke the monkeys. How can we get mounts made if they are radioactive? Besides if some lived then they will be flying around with radian sickness runny poop dropping from the sky. whoa thats a terrible thought.
I have an idea for bait.
We will put the scarecrow out in a field. All his whining and crying will draw the monkeys like flies to $hit. we post in a half circle around the scarecrow. perhaps 50 meters out. We will be hiding in monkey blinds. hahahaha
I talked to wonka. He said we can use his umpa lumpa's to carry our trophies so we can keep hunting. I am buying 10 gags to shut them up from singing those damn songs.

I swift kick to the groinal area should do just as well.

I wonder what color they would turn?

Yea Interesting concept, first of all we would have to find out what makes them orange though.

Drugs. That would explain those songs they sing nonstop
Umpa dumpa dippity do I'll take a toke and pass it to you.

Alright, back to guns ya toads.

I'm thinking about buying another rifle. 220 swift for long range varmit shooting. But I hear good things about the 17 cal. So we will see. Wish I could test fire them both first then decide.Either would work for shooting monkeys out of trees too.

im trigger happy...so daaamn...we do we get to kill!!!

That xtrema handles like a dream.

Whats the extrema? I have heard of extrema Knives.

Shotgun in first post link.

I checked it out again. Very sweet weapon.
Thanks

It'll make a fine weapon for the Vigilante Expedition.

yessssss it will.
Dont forget to choose a side arm with serious knock down. IMI eagle man takem at 50 meters 50 cal mag.I'll have your back at range with the barret 50 cal. reachin out and touching 2000 meters. I'm just not tinman enough to deal with that Hispano tho hahahahaha. That would put some serious dents in my skin.
So you you gonna hunt some monkeys with me?
Oh you also need to name that weapon. It brings luck.

The AE seems like a round far too powerful for the regular ol' fleshie. The .44 or the 10 mm should have enough stopping power to it.

Yes you of course are correct. But think about it. Someone asks yo whats that hog on your hip? Ans. That be the 50 cal. One of the most powerful hand guns in the world. Able to blow the head of the cowardly lion off at 50 yards. Do you feel lucky Lion? Well do you?

Will you be carrying the 50 cal rifle to scare people also?

yes its an equal opportunity terrorizer. I never leave home without it.

You can use 50 cal for both the pistol and rifle.

Nope they are came caliper but different cartridge. No man alive would be able to hold on to a pistol firing the big 50 cal round. Hahahaha But it would be an awsome looking pistol.

Don't use cartridges, just get yourself one of those bolt action rifles.

Cartridge is a a shell casing that is primed and loaded. Bullet is the slug that is pressed into the the casing the combination is called either a cartridge or just plain bullet. Often when discussing rounds that are the same caliber , but different case length \ diameter some will say cartridge.
Bolt action is definetly the way to go tho for extreme accuracy.

Oh, gotcha.

which was clint eastwoods best movie. Dirty Harry, Heart break ridge, or Magnum Force?
I like Heart break ridge.

I've seen:

For a Few Dollars More, A Fistful of Dollars, and the Good/Bad/Ugly and Deadpool.

Frankly, I like his Westerns more.

The unforgiven was good. Liked all the outlaw josey wales flics. Good gun battle western was free range with keven Kostner.
Oh funny flic with guns your kind of humor to be sure.
Second hand Lions.
I nearly pissed my pants during that I laughed so hard.

2nd Hand Lions? Never heard.

suijen, you have a girly voice. i forgot to add that in our brief conversation and you shouldnt be using guns

Damn man, now I gotta kill a fellow chinaman now.

stars Robert Duval and Michael Kane. Trust me its a funny movie and better still lots of guns. You will laugh.


Suijen you know what you have to do. Your manly gun honor has been totally trashed. Ask the question.
Do you feel lucky?

I'll keep my eyes open for that.


Good idea Tinman, but I don't have the .500 yet.

hahaha ok just tell him the .177 cal pellet pistol is a 50 cal. Looking down a barrel of any weapon makes us all devout believers in the holy father hahahahaha.

hey, suijen where do you get your guns? KB toyz

lol, Lovewhiz.

https://www.frontsight.com/freedvd.asp?gaw

Saw this above the clan.

Suijen I think you have just been called out in the street. Its high noon and someone wants to test your nerve.
Dont worry I am in the bell tower accross town with the barret. I have your back.

This is just like A Few Dollars More.

please joo weaklings! i take you both on with my 9mm and one hand tie behind my back, oh blind folded too if you guys are too damn chicken

What I have been called out also. Hmmmm I think this calls for the IMI 50 cal. We draw at 50 real paces. None of those I have a load of $hit in my pants steps either. I will to be a good sport allow you to wear your blind fold. Not as a handicap but for your pride. I would never want your friends to know you died pissing in your pants when you saw the beast on my hip.