Dear Lao

Dont fear my familia. We are a bunch of funny mofos


Lock

Dear Lock,

Have you heard of La Puente?

Your Comrade from the East

Dear Crisco,

I don't fear, I'm just a bit uncomfortable, but gay guys are usually cool.

-Laos

Dear Suijen

The city? Yeah but never been there.
Por Que?

Your brother from another mother

Dear Brother from a Different Mother,

That's where I grew up at. Since you travelled a lot, just wonderin' if you passed through.

Your Comrade from the East

dear Bro


Never been there. How are the chicks. Maybe I should check it out


Lock

Dear Lockerm,

Eh...they're alright.

Your Comrade from a Different Mother

Dear Suij

Not to convincing there.


your bean brother

Dear__________

get over urself .........ur such an arse..


Jess

Dear____________

I would have thought u would have done something more constructive with ur time today instead of going around acting like ur so special....which u are SO not! i feel so sorry for u boy....

wotever

^

watch out she is gonna blow!!! *duck and cover!!!*

Dear XXXXXXX,

"so r u taken........."

No, she is not, but she's too pretty for you, ugly boy.

Ricey

Dear XXXXX

Just because you're fat doesn't mean you can't move like a mongoose.
Thank you for giving us hope for the last day of the season.

Your Mifferson Miffy midfield maestro (M4 sounds cooler),
Jaimie

Dear__________

Maybe u should control ur guy......not my fault he contacts me.......


wotever

Dear Me,

Don't fret. You know she has a good excuse for not doing what she said she would do. And you still got her voicemail if you want to listen to her voice. So don't be sad.

ME

Dear _____

Can you cook for me? Im too lazy

MettyBettyWetty9

Dear____________

I am sorry, but u know why i just cant ...........i think u need to re-look the situation...

Love jess

Dear Me,

Hey, look! She's here so she's just fine. Stop worrying, you turd.



ME

Dear _____

Spicey chocolate covered big mac with extra cream pls

Met9

Dear _____,

Damn. I see.

GXS

Dear__________

I dont think u really mean wot u say..........

Love jess

Dear _______

o yer i do

Metty

Dear Someone

Mmmmm

Love,

Will

Dear _____

Know your place....

Me

.:likeOMGOSHHH:.

dear my monthly hot massage therapist,

how come ur absent today?? today was the day i was really hurtin from work and long day of accounting work. but hey arent u proud i got the part time job u suggested me?? i worked out today, and spent the whole time sitting in a bad posture position. i came back to premier fitness and looked for u, but u werent there. i was sad, so instead ur old russian work mate did my massage. she sux and she hurts. her hands are too rough!! . sooo plz nex month come back. i hope ur not fired.

well ill see u hopefully when i come back.

from ur client:

santoloco aka josh

Dear________

so stupid to believe u.........but i miss u

love jess

Dear Someone

I don't think you realise how important you are to me.

Yea..I admit I'm somewhat disappointed...

Love,

Will

Dear Bleh,

You're a girl. Accept it.

.:likeOMGOSHH:.

Dear Tummy,

You're hungry again, aren't you? But the wallet hasn't any money left. Poor you, but muster up some strength and suffer the consequences like a manly stomach should.

ME

Dear GXS

Ready the car lad, we have hunting things to do!!!!!

Met9

Dear Met9,

I'm turning the keys in the ignition as we speak.

GXS

dear eiron

stop being gay


jess

Dear Jess

Translate what you said in korean

Eiron

Dear MSN,

please dont gay out on me...


yee~hah

Dear Kats msn

stop being fu-king gay- we got things to chat about!!!!

Love jess

Dear Jessy, Will, Soko and Kevin,,

im so sorry... it's not my fault... it's the f-king MSN's fault..

yee~hah



----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Dear MSN,

I give up..


u suck!!


yee~hah

Dear Sun

Where the switch to turn your brightness down?

Metty

Dear stomach,

OMG! How could you inflict such pain on your loving master?
Owwwweeeee

Dear_________

Please consider wearing blue.....its the best colour ever on guys:)


Love jess

^

Dear _____,
I want my freakin clipboard back, and my boyfriend.
-Yukari

Dear A, N, & M,

Jeez, you kids are way to young to be hittin on me

-Savanah

-----

Dear Favorite Mexican,

OMG, I'm glad you didn't leave for mexico but dammit stop tryna get me drunk! I'm not 18 yet fool

-Savanah

-----

Dear Carl,

ZOMGWTFLOLBBQ! YOU DID STEAL THE COOKIES FROM THE COOKIE JAR!

-Savanah

Dear ______

Im too scared for ask for some chocolate as i might be beaten up .

Metty

Dear -----.

Just hearing you say 'hello' this afternoon, screwed me up for the rest of the day.


Thanks.



Charlotte.

Dear____________

I still think you're a pyscho b!tch and some how I find that really attractive.

-Funky

A chit sone thu ngae chin,

Tha de ya dae

chit,
pig-pig

Wat-wat

Ayan pae tha dee ya dae.

chit,
sweet

À Minha Mãe,

A única q quero, é q sempre saibas q podes vir a mim, q podes chorar a tua tristeza cmg, q vou-t a escutar e acompanhar. Saiba q t amo. Saiba q faria qlqr coisa, só pra t faz feliz. Um abração pra tds os anos q m amavas, q m querias. Acredite-m qdo diga q t amo, e t amarei por tda a minha vida, entre agora mesmo e o segundo q respirare o meu último fôlego.

<3

Um forte abraço,

Jason, o teu filho q aindo t quer e sempre t amará