Dear God,

Kya hi acha kiya hota agar
Aap ne meri haat ki lakeeron me
Us ka naam bhi likh diya hota.
Main jaanta hoon meri dunya me
Wo nahi hey lekin je dil deewana
Janey kyu manta he Ke wo yahin
kahi he.

a Sufi

Dear Pun,

What is a Sufi?

Youngpun

Dear Favorite Messcan,

You were in my dream last night. LOLOL. You offered me a banana, and I said no, then we were like "why not? it rhymes with savanah? hardy har har har."

-Savanah

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Dear Back,

OMG! WHY DO YOU HURT ME SO?

-Savanah

Dear ____________


wow so evil, never knew u had it in you lol


jess

dear _____ ______ and _________,

Why dont you two have gay sex with each other? I bet I know who's gonna be bending over.

from
Sweet

Dear sweetntwisted,

Don't get me confused with someone else.

Dear YoungOne

Pun-Pun is a Sufi.

Pun

Dear GXS,

I'm not talking about you.

from
sweetntwisted


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Dear flamers and trolls,

We are keeping the gold... so suck it.

from
Sweetntwisted

Dear sweetntwisted,

Good. You know I'm straighter than a circle.

Love dearly,
GXS

Dear __________________

Goodnight and sweet dreams

Love,

_____

P.S. I'll explain everything next time but it has something similiar to do with what happened to you as well. Gah... control-freak psychos...

dear laptop

I swear if u keep stuffing me around i will smash the crap out of u!!!!!!!!!!

Dear XXXXX,

Obviously something is wrong if something this simple can make you so excited. What's going on?

Dear day

Thats me

wrought iron pipe

Dear Eiron

I miss you

YoungVibrator

Dear Talia

You miss me as much as a cheese doodle

YoungMetVibrator

DEAR ____FAN.

YOU CANNOT OUTBID ME. Give up.

Dear Eiron,

No I miss you like I miss lightning when little kids are flying their kites

YoungVibrator

to.whom.it.may.concern.

OMFG! im not an adult mMkay?? my love life doesn't last.
in fact most of my relationships don't even last for more than 6 months.
&& it's not like i sleep with every damn guy i date so
i don't know where the hell you live, but 5 is a very liddo number in StL.

hannah.&&don't.fu-kin.call.me.hannerd.it's.MISSHANNAH.to.you.

awww my two biatchs representing themselves

dear.eiron.

since when did i become YOUR biatch?

hannah.

Dear Eiron,

Yeah I know me too

YoungVibrator

About 5mins ago, now go and do your biatch duties

im sorry, is there a fly buzzing in here?

dear sausage from VN,

why the f uck are u so sweet?

kay!

Must be attracted from your last nights fun with chocolate body paint

Dear Kay,

Did you have fun eating that sausage?

Talia

dear YO,

LMFAO. ofcourse i do..too bad it was too skinny

kay!

Dear Kay

Yeah I know skinny sausages are no fun. The thick ones are the best tasting IMO

Talia from dirty land

Dear Brother,
I fu-ken hate your balls right now. I wish I could just cut your d!ck off and feed it to you. That's how much I despise your @$$ right now. Of all people, why do I have to be blood with YOU!?!?

씨발.. 새끼... 두고보자.

Lil' Sis

Dear L,

you piss me off so much sometimes.

-Savanah

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Dear Lady,

OMG YOU STUPID FUKKEN PERRA! WHY THE fu-k YOU GOTTA PISS ON MY STUFF? HUH? YOU'RE LUCKY YOU'RE NOT HURRR RIGHT NOW, I'D KICK YOU CLEAN ACROSS THE ROOM!

-Savanah

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Dear Francisco,

You're not back yet

-Laos

Dear A,

You're a d!ckhead and I hate your green shirt.

Regards,
Jill

dear wet tissue box,

can we see your pics please.

love,
khmer boys

Dear_________

Grow up u jackass

dear jessy

i'm sorry

Dear Francisco,

Goodbye till November

-Laos

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Dear You,

you stress me the fu-k out, you know that right? because I watch your kids 24/7 and listen to your @$$ complain all the damn time. STFU for ONCE. please! kthxbye.

-Me

dear rkeo ,

silly boy it wasnt u

dear jessy,

why aren't u on msn???

loves you,

rattanak

My msn is get it back up laters

loves ya

jess

dear jessy,

you look a lot like kristen kruek...

loves,
rattanak

dear rkeo,

I think kristin kreuk is ugly...


Love Jess

dear jess,

i think she is soooo hoT!!!!!!!!!!

loves youuuuuuuuuuuu *gives a little tap with my foot

Dear XXX,

There's this guy who constantly tries to get in my pants. How do I tell him I'm not interested?

- Santiago

Dear Santiago,

Tell him you're with me.

-Laos

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Dear Chuck,

hurry with the meds! my face is breaking out!!!!

dear santiago,

tell him you have herpes and would like to give it to him.

regards,

rkeoman23

Dear John Jacob Jingleheimer Shmitt,

That's MY NAME TOO!

Falalalalalala,
Jill Jacob Jingleheimer Shmitt

dear minthe,

i love your movies.

your biggest fan,

rkeoman23

Dear rkeoman23,

I love yours too.

XOXO
Mintheszsx

dear minthe,

my favorite scene was when a bunch of guys were pushing/sliding you around a room naked...it turns me on.

your biggest fan,

rkeoman23

Dear Rkeoman,

I like your humor.

And that made me laugh.

Your Comrade from the East

Dear Suijen,

i'm glad you enjoyed it...who posted that btw? it was funny!

regards,

Rkeoman


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Dear Minthe,

what are you doing?

your biggest fan,

Rkeoman