lol Manun but i'm already married!
then you should marry him i'd like to see that.

Don't be thinking dirty things

but you're single aren't you?

I may be single but I'm not a homo

If anything we must strenghten our hakka genes! Togheter we can do it!

That's the Hakka male bonding there

Put politic aside, in practicality, un-simplified Chinese give me a head!ck; I need a magnifying glass to read. You folk will do the same sooner or later.

If you are smart, you don't need a pro.
If you are really smart, you can turn a raw into a pro!
If you are really really smart, you should shut the hell up.

hakseng, ben was in 2 or 3 of the screen shots....and in one screen shot, you circled two people. How can Ben be at two of the same places.....lol

Randy Johnson incinerated bird with his 100mph fastball




:shock:

OH YEAH fu-k ALL YOU TOMS, SELLOUTS AND HOUSE NIGGAS! TIGHTEYEZ YOUR SCARED! YOU HAVE WHITE FRIENDS DON'T YOU? YOU DO. I THOUGHT SO. THAT'S WHAT MOTIVATING YOUR HATE. YOUR JEALOUSLY TOWARDS US. WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO YOU, WERE JUST DOIN ARE THANG. ARE YOU? LIKE A SAID BEFORE IF YOU LISTEN TO HIPHOP YOUR GOIN TO ACT BLACK. IF YOU LISTEN TO ROCK YES YOUR GOIN TO ACT WHITE. HOUSE NIGGAS YOU KNOW! FOR REAL DON'T COME TO THE CLUB AND ACT ALL SCARED. YOU CAME TO THE CLUB TO PARTY NOT TO WATCH. UNDERSTAND THAT. MOST ASIANS DO, DO YOU?

I like doing it but my arms get tired after awhile

Its cause your not healthy. I believe it might be caused by the blubber that jiggles down on your arms.
When you jerk, it waves like the oceans..which isnt a good thing of course. You should probably stop doing these things and just eat it.

I have seen a lot of dogs but very few pussies in S Korea.N I hate dogs {coz I was bitten twice as a kid by 2 different dogs}.What could be the reason for there being very few pussies visible on the streets of S Korea.I heard once that cats are eaten in a neighbouring country of S Korea.Are pussies eaten in S Korea?

Is there any special name for pussies from S Korea.Iranian cats are known as Persian cats.

Teddy Panties?

Show us a picture of it. I think a lot of us never saw one.

Or, it could be that, yes.


Condescending??? Possibly. Little Twat? Now, that's debatable.

I don't know what the hell you call it, but next month, my cousin (a Japanese female) will be visiting Hawaii with her *cough* white husband (he's actually Finnish, but heck, Euros are white) to host a baby shower/party since it's going to be her son's first birthday.

I won't be in HI since I'm currently on the East Coast.

However, even if I was in HI, I'd never want to go to my cousin's baby shower.

She married out to a whitey, and that just disgusts the $hit out of me.

I'm really really really really sick and tired of Asian girls trying to think they're all $hit with their white boyfriends (then husbands).

I fu-king don't care if she's my cousin. There's the saying, "Once you go white, you know you ain't right."

Why does him being white automatically make him a douchebag I mean he could very well BE a douchebag. But why don't we give him the benefit of the doubt since this is coming from BahDukblahblah.

yes im black but i dont have a c@ck najjiah therefore he wont like me!!!

he's a homo?



ok then ill pair him up with this dude>>>



he wants anal, fo sho.

Last night I was running and dancing around in my house with the light turnoff while listening to Enya and was completely naked. Well, unluckily, I ran into the wall and I hit both of my heads really hard. And I think I broke my penis. It curved to the left now. Before it was straight.

Maybe this also belongs to China too!!!

Urgh....drunk English people are the worst.

ditto

^What about drunken French people?

they drink wine therefore they are fine...

lol you can get drunk on wine too.

but its being drunk in a classier way....

"Please god, give me a pair of balls."

well? i just need some advice cause once my crush let me grabbed her boobs and said that i suck at grabbing em so i just wanna know how to grab those t!t$. and tommorow we are going swimming and a few seconds ago she said that she'll give me another try to grab those t!t$.

btw they are 34 D

I'm boring you, is that it?

Yes.

Yes.



Chinese Desert Fox, stop being mean to me.

Yes.



Chinese Desert Fox, stop being mean to me.


No, now go sodomize yourself with a sharp iron rod.

You're mean AND rude.

England would be the favourites against a full-strength Portugal, but now....Portugal have to brilliant to progress.

I know it is a little of the pot calling the kettle, but....
That makes no sense.

EDIT: England would be the favourites against a full-strength Portugal, but now....Portugal have to BE brilliant to progress.

Sephy touches himself at night.

typical korean attitude.

typical dumbass.

typical korean insult.

typical dumbass.

If I say "typical Chinese dumbass", you may then call me a typical dumbass.

you don't get the meaning, do you? are u a korean or not? or maybe i should be more specific next time.

Yes, perhaps you should be more specific next time. Now be a good girl and stop nagging.

not nagging, just comforting you guys that luck is also another important factor in sports so just get over it and prepare for the next WC.

Ok, stop nagging.

^lol, another Klaws vs. Chili smackdown. They almost sound like a married couple bitter at one another. :]

haha @ Jaimu's correlation of women to a bassoon. So who is his maestro? I shall ask him.

my bassoon in grade 9 was named jessica alba.

no joke. my clarinet is named amerie but perchance it shall be renamed cassie. hmmm

bassoons > all

btw.

i can outdo them both by agreeing with both your rants! do i impress you?

ham_let, yeah, very impressive. But please don't use Jaimu's homosexual emoticon.

Methinks I may be familiar with Alba and Amerie, but not Cassie.

A musician. ! hawtness.

Do you play them well, hamlet? Perhaps you can give Jaimu some lessons on "how to play them." ^___^

*shhh* you didn't hear that from me.

Poll: What is the farthest you have gone with the
opposite sex? (relatives not included)

Do you play them well, hamlet? Perhaps you can give Jaimu some lessons on "how to play them." ^___^

The legs have to have proper proportions too look their best.

Shape is important, of the muscle mass on the bone itself. Preferable not to have bow legs, also.

However, the KNEES have to be smaller in diameter than the thighs or they just look knobby.

My present FWB has just perfect legs. And perfect hips, wears size zero jeans, shops in the kids' section though she is not a kid. Her legs have such dainty, tight knees and ankles, and such perfect bone shape that they look really nice. Calf mass is in proportion to the rest of the leg, too, so the calves have this "narrow diamond" shape to them. Painted-on jeans or a minidress, whatever, it looks good because she is wearing it.

Small joints give the other parts of the body more "belly" because the muscle has to come down to a small gathering point.

This is why the Samoans I see swaggering around Hawaii have such huge muscle mass but look proportioned, because their joints are so wide also.

But, big mass with small joints looks bodybuilderish. Small mass with big joints looks emaciated.

The Five Levels of Fashion:

5: You dress to camouflage your existence, hoping not to be noticed
4: You dress to hide your flaws and emphasize your good points
3: You dress to show off your sexiness
2: You have to dress carefully to NOT appear to be a show off
1: Any time you wear anything, it is INSTANTLY the new style because you make it look so GREAT!

She falls into the last category. I think she could show up wearing a cut-up rice sack and make it look cool.

^wow u care too much.

European man 'worked on terracotta army tomb'

Jonathan Watts in Beijing
Thursday June 29, 2006
The Guardian

Archaeologists have unearthed evidence that a foreign worker helped build the terracotta army mausoleum, the resting place of China's first emperor, who died more than 2,200 years ago.

The remains of the worker, described as a European man in his 20s, were among 121 shattered skeletons in a labourers' tomb 500 metres from the mausoleum in the north-western city of Xian, the state-run Xinhua news agency said.

According to Xinhua, the man may be "China's first foreign worker", though it is unclear whether he was an employee or a slave of emperor Qin Shi Huang.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/china/story/0,,1808395,00.html

Haha, China enslaved the White man.

one morning after I woke up i was walking to the bathroom and my niece running so fast that when she turned around the corner she ran her face right into my boner and then from the impact she fell backwards. pwned her

That was awesome, more anal post plz.
Welcome to the club.

^ The anal club?

what type of modafacka is that

I dont think you are any better than Hitler and the Jews.

That is quite possibly the worst use of the Hitler Card I have ever seen.

Just wondering who here puts the STD in STUD? don't be shy.

U

i need to bone a fatty

^ hey just dont let your friends find out. Hows that saying go, Fat chicks are like mopeds, fun until your friend catches you.

hey fat girls need love too. Plus unlike sex with a skinny chick you know your gonna get feed after you put in some work

fukk that, once I blow my load, Im gone!!!!!!!!!!!!

Once again only works with a skinny chick. If the fat girl dont want you to leave you aint leaving.

i've heard fatties give great head...i wanna find out

old ladies are better

i been with a fatty there is NO upside to being with a fatty they wont even give u some of their kitkat after!

I am browsing here seeing all these topics about Asian guys with black girls, Asian guys with white girls, Asian guys with Arab girls, Asian guys with South Asian girls, Asian girls with Latinas, but what is with the lack of acknowledging Asian/Polar romance?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!! Something needs to be said.

Is it that you think you're too good?!
It's not as uncommon as you think, seriously. Soon, there will be Asian/Polar romance everywhere, and no one will be able to stop it! They can't help it that they are a little big. So what? That's more cushion for the pushin'. They'll keep you nice and warm in the winter. Who wouldn't want that?

I mean, Polar girls have hearts too, you know -- ones that break easily. Do you really want to hurt them? Huh?
HUH?!
Look into her eyes and tell her you don't love her.



She's lonely, guys. She needs your love and support. Show her that much.

Sorry Frenchie I prefer the penguins.

^But it's what's on the inside that counts.
Penguins are whores....with their stuck-up pretentious waddling.

It's the media Frenchie. Can't you see they always make the penguins look sexy and submissive whilst the polar bears so ugly and dirty?

EXACTLY!!
Everytime you turn on the Discovery channel, there has to be some sloppy, oversized, dirty polar bear wallowing in snow looking stupid. That's misrepresenting to other nice Polar girls.

You won't see this on National Geographic:


Can a penguin do that? I think not. I think not.

Well, I've tried watching the NBA and some football games but it just doesn't appeal to me at all. It just seems so repetitive. I watch the WWE, if u count that as a sport. Well, any thoughts? (Prepares to get flamed)

It's ok.
Television nowadays is varied and expanding even further into the obscure but don't fear...they still have knitting, soap operas and E! to keep your ovaries happy.

I was only taking a 2 wk break so I could recite more new poems for you

Roses are great, violets are too
I call you special, because theres no one like you
Thank you for everything, my dear charlotte chocolate
now when I see you, its as sweet as a bite

is that ok? plz

You spent two weeks on poems that don't rhyme?

Dear XXXXX,

Shut up, little man.

Ricey.