Team Ramrod headquarters. Do not apply within; we will contact you.

Army Officers:

1. Colonel General "Desert Fox" Xu 上将
2. Lieutenant General "Tongzhi" Liu 中将
3. Major General "Meimei" Kim 少将
4. Brigadier General "Black Lotus" Jess 大校
5. Colonel "10 lbs" Wei 上校
6. Lieutenant Colonel "Pighead" Chu 中校
7. Major "Gangsta" Lao 少校
8. Captain "Flower" Hoa 大尉
9. First Lieutenant "Valentine" Lock

Naval Officers:

1. Vice Admiral "Tinman" Jim 海军上将
2. Captain "Dive Dive Dive" Adee 海军上校

Medals:

• Team RAMROD Medal of Highest Honor
  
  For Exemplary Dedicated Service which is unfathomable considering this is AF.
  
  
  QUOTE
  No Awards have been presented.
  
  
• TEAM RAMROD Medal of Accomplishment
  
  
  QUOTE
  For doing something of considerable usefulness to Team Ramrod.
  
  One presented to Brigadier General "Black Lotus" Jess for talking smack against noobs: http://www.asiafinest.com/forum/index.php?...p;#entry2879498
  
  Award presented 4/22/07
  
  
• Team RAMROD Medal of Dedication
  
  For remaining a member of TEAM Ramrod for longer than a year.
  
  
  QUOTE
  No awards have been presented.

ATTENTION ALL COMRADES!
THIS IS THE MISSION BULLETIN!











Updated Mission: Greet First Lieutenant "Valentine" Lock. Hooray for multiculturalism!

This thread delivers, 9/10.

Though, Rommel was a field marshal.

I just checked out the military ranks of the PLA, and the highest they had was simply General, at least during peace time.

^what happen to lw, toki etc etc, i thought they were in there too

He's the pighead.

^, i was wondering, since when did you start this team ramrod thing?

What's my (non-sexual) position?

Gather around men. The general has orders for us.

^suijen never answered my question!

This army was founded by the Gangsta of Love, i.e. General Xu. The exact date is unknown, but our l33tness is well known.

^, im not L33t enough to join then

what exactly does this clan do?

Same thing we do everynight Pinky, try to take over the world!!!!

and during the day...eat cheese?

wow, i'm quite touched by this thread.

people do think of me when i am gone.

i promise i'll be back on AF when summer is over.

right now i'm in singapore. XD, going back to beijing soon.
this summer has been crazy. i got a new gf...and i think all of you know her.

-WarEngineer

Only an officer may recruit other members to join the illustrious ranks of Team Ramrod.



DOMINATE.



Lieutenant, back in your post!

Lao reporting for duty....or am I

Wow, real life couple from AF?
Crazy.

In case people were wondering what we do, Adee has it right.

"Gee, Brain. What are we going to do tonight? The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world."

We await your orders General.

Chill.

Just,

chill.

Captain 10 lbs, set up camp and tell our men to get some R & R, we move at dawn.

Do we have a motto?

What the heck is R&R?

Rest and Recuperation.

It's when soldiers get a little time off from duty.

^Oh I see.

No Suijen I command you to the camp setting while me and rest of the team go have the R&R.

No I don't think so CAPTAIN. As your commanding officer, I can boss you around. While you're at it, clean the callus from my Canton feet.

^
*Places abuse of power report to Xu*

The report of abuse must go through me, which I will then send to the general. Follow the chain of command.

Hey guys, I'm back in Northern California with my family.

I'll be leaving for China next week.

*salutes*

You can trust me to hold down the fort.

whaaaa, general!?

but i am in china right now. lol, or i was ...3 days ago.

goign back to china in 2 days. and then returning to canadaberia soon

lol, i guess we crossed roads.

What about a themesong? Do we have a song for Team Ramrod?

Not yet Sergeant, not quite yet.

Have a nice trip Xu.

Btw I suggest you pay more attention to the buttseck fiend who keeps abusing his powers.

Captain Wei, 10 demerits.

*gasps* How dare you!

Xu! Some disciplines here please.

Oh look, drama.

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Maybe we ought to have Linkin Park playing in the background right now.

Next person who starts will be busted down to private, kthanks.

*Behaves*

This is all that buttseks fiend's fault.

Hey btw Xu is your first stop Xian?

^ You still get 10 demerits.


Will you be visitng the 6th Route Ramrod Army in Xian General?

Beijing first.

*blows horn*

We welcome you back General Xu.

Sweet I'm 1st Liutenant.

so gay

Lieutenant, your first assignment is to lead a platoon of able bodies men to eliminate girly Filipino/Chinese Canadians who happen upon this clan.



^ Like him.

I won't list any names but...get rid of Hamlet.

But I like ham_let.

Christ, you are such a girl.

Stupid Hamlet's going to come in and do a heart thing now.

<3

God damn Canadians.