ok here how it goes. one member can add one line or one sentence to form a story. no two consecutives lines or sentences. meaning if you already add a sentence, wait for another member to add another one. i will begin.


There is a young man named Peter who just lost his beautiful girlfriend due to accident but he cannot accept the fact that she's gone for good.

He simply could not accept that she is gone, so much so that he decided to consult forbidden books of lore to try and bring her back from the dead: the Necronomicon, De Vermis Mysteriis, the Unaussprechlichen Kulten, and the Daemonolatreia.

He came up upon the I -Ching , which was not such a book .

Seven years have passed but still Peter cannot forget Arlene his girlfriend and one day while strolling on SM Megamall he saw her on the ice rink.

Peter watch Arlene skate around the ice thingy. Sadly, Arlene loss her balance. ..she fell on the ground. Peter saw a bump in arlenes's pants.. it was a weird bump.! Arlene then stood up.. unfortunately..her pants fell down exposing her TITI! OMG. Arlene is a BOY.. after 3 seconds.. Peter then died of heart attack.

LOL

but ten years later, arlene forgot about peter already but the technology got very advanced so peter was then brought back to life by an engineer that makes robots. he was actually brought back as a half android half human and he was sold by a millionaire that happens to be the husband of arlene.

Then Peter just woke up and found out that it was all a dream because of the heavy traffic from manila going to cavite he dozed off and gladly find arlene sleeping on his shoulder and gently kiss her with tears on his eyes grateful that she's still around.

peter looked at her, just thinking of what kind of things he wanted to do to her, make her scream like a goat in Cavite all night long, until a man in a Visayan accent yelled "Holdap"

Peter and Arlene looked at each other and at the guy who screamed "holdap!" Then, Peter and Arlene brought out their balisongs and started collecting the wallets of their fellow bus passengers while their leader, the Visayan accented guy waived a hand grenade near the bus entrance.

So Peter,Arlene and Julio(the Visayan chap) got out of the bus and ran towards the woodland but all the excitement got too much for Julio.He just slumped on the ground and was dead in minutes.The poor chap had a heart attack!Peter and Arlene looked at each other and both shrugged their shoulders at the same time.Peter said, "Oh well good riddance...he's pretty useless anyway!"

Suddenly, a pack of wild dogs appeared from nowhere and started chasing them......

AK47?

Peter aka PEDRING, pulled out a rusty bolo and began swiping at the dogs, thus ending with a great fiesta at Barangay Malibog serving freshly cooked Dog Adobo for everyone to eat.

Barangay Malibog was very happy at the couple's presents of asucena. the townsfolk even allowed the couple to stay at one of the shacks. at the end of the feast, they decided to go and have a little fun before they went to sleep. At the middle of their "session" Arlene heard people talking outside, whispering in a strange muffled dialect. It sounded like Bicolano, but really weird. Arlene stopped, and told Pedring to shut up and listen. Pedring being from Albay province, could somehow understand the villagers. He heard something about "get the axe" and "block all the exits". They hurriedly put on their clothes but as Peter put on his boxers a big...

... and more furious batch of dogs attacked the whole Barangay Malibog to avenge the slaugther of their kins thus leaving the whole Brangay full of dead bodies and total wipe out of its residence save only Peter and Arlene who already went into hiding underneath a cave at the bottom of a nipahut.

Peter and Arlene couldnt believe their luck when they discovered that the cave was full of gold and diamonds which has locked in a cage full of snakes.....

Peter says" I got an idea, why should we worry about those snakes guarding the gold. Arlene, I'll pull out my titi and stick it in the cage while you grab the gold and I'll distract the snakes with my one eyed anaconda"....

Arlene said, "Yours looks more like a maggot than a snake so get real and get us out of here you fool."

close to tears, peter finally let up, and grabbed the nearest log and started hammering away.

..then one of the snakes transformed into Andrew E who then started rapping like mad!!

after the rape, they both felt that they want to do it again, this time in a less brutal way, so they f**ked each other like mad again.

*teka singit lang walang koneksyon. pano napunta sa rape? * hahaha

yun yung koneksyon. lumabas daw si andrew e e tapos nirape siya.

^hahaha. okey. mwahahaha. okay continue ...

*Singit rin ako!
Alah eh mali kayo dyan!Ibig ko sabihin nag-rap...cguro iba ang tawag ng pag-ra rap sa Pinas..hindi Rape,ano ba kayo...kawawa naman si Andrew E pa yon!*
Continue natin..

^hehehe singit ulit..

oo nga eh...hahaha kala ko ang slow ko. mwahahahah

rapping and raping hehehe

pagkatpos mag-rap, nang-rape si andrew e. hehehe

ok go continue

ahehehehehehe... mali pala sagot ko. sori.

(me and my bad Filipino...)

sori, di ko napansin na rap pala yun hindi rape.

anyway,

*forget about my previous post pls.*

she liked the rap but got fed up afterwards.

^hehehe

continue:

so she decided to sing a Cannibal Corpse song and growled for 1 minute. hahaha

it turned out, however, that it was not her who was growling; rather it was her stomach due to hunger.

so she climbed a mango tree and tried to grab the last remaining ripe mango, however there was a rabid monkey and attacked her.

fortunately, the rabid monkey turned out to be only a tarsier that Arlene, in her utter hunger, mistook for a vicious monkey.

Peter used his slingshot and hit the monkey(spank) right in the head,rendering it unconscious.....

peter killed it and then ate it.

After that he feels strange... he can see hairs through out his body.

he started to run around like crazy until he tripped over a still body, which turned out to be Arlene's.

it turned out arlene wasn't really dead, just passed out cuz she was shocked at seeing a half man half monkey peter.

while she was passed out, he started unzipping his pants to pull out his lizard

his lizard ran off leaving his owner without a lizard and lizard crawled on the wall and made that clickin sound.

The poor lizard fell off the wall, wiggled its way to the jungle and came across a ravenous komodo dragon.

*Singit lang ha...
Teka teka ibig sabihin ba nito nawalan ng etits si Peter dahil tumakbo ito!Tapos nagsalita ang etits nya, sabi 'Hey It's Charlie'????

Oh my my.....
*/

then the komodo dragon ate the darn lizard, and now we go back to peter he woke up and started bawling.

He realised that he has lost his d!ck from the komodo dragon!

he was so scared, how could he be called a man now

then magically a genie appeared from out of the blue giving him three wishes... since he lost his d!ck.. he thought.. why not become a woman??

so he said.. "make me a GIRL!"

AND SO IT WAS.......

Upon becoming a girl Peter became the Genie's whore and they had sex inside the cave for 30 days and 30 nights. The genie thanked Peter for the 30-day night-stand and give him/her the power to change his/her gender at will.
All the while, a solar eclipse occurred over Philippines & Manila is attacked by Alien invaders.