ako kanina lang,bago ako nag log in sa AF
ikaw?
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tripp lang
ako kanina lang,bago ako nag log in sa AF
ikaw?
ako kanina lang,bago ako nag log in sa AF
ikaw?
^ay kadiri ka loca!!
pero yea, umebak ako pagtapos ko kausapin si kristleh sa msn. LOL
pero yea, umebak ako pagtapos ko kausapin si kristleh sa msn. LOL
ganun talaga.walang taong hindi nag e-ebs 
ahaha this is so wrong.
sumakit nga tyan ko habang kausap ko si kristleh eh!! bigla nga ako napatigil!! ganda pa namn usapan namin!! pinagusapan namin si ph33r!! 2ngkol kay ph33r raw!!
muwahahahaha!!!
muwahahahaha!!!
QUOTE(santoloco @ Sep 4 2006, 08:00 PM) [snapback]2260118[/snapback]
sumakit nga tyan ko habang kausap ko si kristleh eh!! bigla nga ako napatigil!! ganda pa namn usapan namin!! pinagusapan namin si ph33r!! 2ngkol kay ph33r raw!!
muwahahahaha!!!
kayo hah! ano latest chismis tungkol kay ph33r?
^audition ka muna as my cuddler and ill tell u.
hahahaha
hahahaha
filipino chat is not a dating service.btw, you tease.
i hope all those women know that they are never going to get any b/c you're so faithful to god. 
dyoks dyoks...
QUOTE(santoloco @ Sep 5 2006, 10:00 AM) [snapback]2260118[/snapback]
sumakit nga tyan ko habang kausap ko si kristleh eh!! bigla nga ako napatigil!! ganda pa namn usapan namin!! pinagusapan namin si ph33r!! 2ngkol kay ph33r raw!!
muwahahahaha!!!
masyado ba akong nakaka-ebak kausap? mwahahaha.
sige next time ebaks ka muna para di maputol usapan natin. hehehe.
QUOTE(kristleh @ Sep 5 2006, 04:27 AM) [snapback]2261114[/snapback]
masyado ba akong nakaka-ebak kausap? mwahahaha.
sige next time ebaks ka muna para di maputol usapan natin. hehehe. ayaw kong mag second d e=motion sa u,...
baka magkakaroon na naman ako ng kaawaydito...
nakaebak ka na ba?
hahaha. eto ang mga panahong hot na hot ang mga tao. literal at di literal. mwahahah.
QUOTE(kristleh @ Sep 5 2006, 04:39 AM) [snapback]2261133[/snapback]
hahaha. eto ang mga panahong hot na hot ang mga tao. literal at di literal. mwahahah.
no comment... i think beyond boarder lines...
hahaha. ayos lang yan. ganyan talaga ang buhay... parang life. hahaha. corny. heheh
kaninang umaga! hahahah...
nice topic!
because of you, nalibang ko. 
makalibang man pud ta anig paningkamot ug sabot sa mga gipangbuhat ninyo.
makalibang man pud ta anig paningkamot ug sabot sa mga gipangbuhat ninyo.
Ano naaliw ka, bisaya? hahaha
oo nalilibang is bisaya sayo! bwahahhaha
ang baho nman sa thread na to lols
ang baho nman sa thread na to lols
^ siraulo ka alam ko ibig sabihin ng libang!!! mwahahahah yari ka saakin pasasabugan kita ng granada!! hahaha.
QUOTE(ham_let @ Sep 4 2006, 09:18 PM) [snapback]2260224[/snapback]
filipino chat is not a dating service.btw, you tease.
i hope all those women know that they are never going to get any b/c you're so faithful to god. dyoks dyoks...
nakalimutan kong tanungin si atchaymo kung naghugas ba siya ng kamay pagkatapos jumerbaks. hahaha.
QUOTE(ham_let @ Sep 4 2006, 10:18 PM) [snapback]2260224[/snapback]
filipino chat is not a dating service.btw, you tease.
i hope all those women know that they are never going to get any b/c you're so faithful to god. dyoks dyoks...^
QUOTE(lucky_me_noodle @ Sep 5 2006, 04:35 PM) [snapback]2262661[/snapback]
QUOTE(santoloco @ Sep 5 2006, 04:08 PM) [snapback]2262735[/snapback]
^
just let them drool over you bro.
QUOTE(Atchaymo @ Sep 5 2006, 03:25 AM) [snapback]2259961[/snapback]
tripp lang
ako kanina lang,bago ako nag log in sa AF
ikaw?
anong kulay ng ebak mo, masabaw ba?
QUOTE(kristleh @ Sep 5 2006, 01:35 PM) [snapback]2262362[/snapback]
^ siraulo ka alam ko ibig sabihin ng libang!!! mwahahahah yari ka saakin pasasabugan kita ng granada!! hahaha.
libang in bisaya=umebak haha lol
QUOTE(Atchaymo @ Sep 4 2006, 06:25 PM) [snapback]2259961[/snapback]
tripp lang
ako kanina lang,bago ako nag log in sa AF
ikaw?
lol ako rin po ^^ before i logged on here
i kinda got diarreaah... no it was just hard $hit aka ebak
QUOTE(jhonnz @ Sep 6 2006, 06:19 AM) [snapback]2262924[/snapback]
libang in bisaya=umebak haha lol
yeah... nakakaintindi naman ako ng konti eh. hahaha. so alam mo ibig sabihin ng paslot? mwahahaha joke lang.
QUOTE(tandang_sora @ Sep 5 2006, 03:16 PM) [snapback]2262754[/snapback]
anong kulay ng ebak mo, masabaw ba?
yung jebs ko? lol i dunno what color,i dont look at it.makes me
may nag karon na ba ng tubol?haha
QUOTE(kristleh @ Sep 5 2006, 02:38 PM) [snapback]2262669[/snapback]
nakalimutan kong tanungin si atchaymo kung naghugas ba siya ng kamay pagkatapos jumerbaks. hahaha.
ayy syempre.
and hindi ako gumagamit ng tabo.Hyjet ata yung tawag dun sa ginagamit ko...ewan lolz
^oh tingnan mo!! galing mo magtagalog!! panggap ka pa!!
pati tubol alam mo.
pati tubol alam mo.
QUOTE(santoloco @ Sep 5 2006, 06:58 PM) [snapback]2263585[/snapback]
^oh tingnan mo!! galing mo magtagalog!! panggap ka pa!!
pati tubol alam mo.
panggap?nag papanggap san?lol
QUOTE(Atchaymo @ Sep 5 2006, 09:00 PM) [snapback]2263597[/snapback]
panggap?nag papanggap san?lol
http://www.asiafinest.com/forum/index.php?...7074&st=140
na hindi ka fluent!!
suuuuure!!
QUOTE(santoloco @ Sep 5 2006, 07:02 PM) [snapback]2263605[/snapback]
its true.hindi talga ako fluent.parang baby magsalita.laging bulol
QUOTE(kristleh @ Sep 5 2006, 07:35 PM) [snapback]2262362[/snapback]
^ siraulo ka alam ko ibig sabihin ng libang!!! mwahahahah yari ka saakin pasasabugan kita ng granada!! hahaha.
libag?
Alright people,since we're talking about EBAK in this thread, here is a transcript from RAW., Eddie Murphy's stand-up show back in the 80s:
"You ever, sometime,right, you get on that toilet and when you sh*t,that water splash up on your @$$?"Don't that make you mad, right?
You know what really make me mad?Its when sh*t come halfway out your a**,then go back up
in that m*f****.I'd be going,Right? Why do $hit be teasing your @$$, right?Just get the f*** out, right?
"You know what really bother me is when you be straining for a long time, right?
"And one little pebble sh*t come out.Right? Be some sh*t this big, right?
"Push your head up your a**hole, say:That's all the sh*t I'm gonna get '
"You know what really make me mad,when your a** don't cooperate with you
"and clench up and break the sh*t in half.
You be mad as a m**f** too,because you know you got to wipe your @$$ for, like, five hours right?
Use the rolls of toilet paper on that m***.
"You know what really make me mad,though, is afterwards, right?You done all the sh*tting you
gonna do for the whole day, right?You finish sh*ttng and you flush the toilet and wait a second
and one chunk come back.What does that chunk want?Right? Why do sh*t be teasing your @$$, right?
NUFF SAID.....
"You ever, sometime,right, you get on that toilet and when you sh*t,that water splash up on your @$$?"Don't that make you mad, right?
You know what really make me mad?Its when sh*t come halfway out your a**,then go back up
in that m*f****.I'd be going,Right? Why do $hit be teasing your @$$, right?Just get the f*** out, right?
"You know what really bother me is when you be straining for a long time, right?
"And one little pebble sh*t come out.Right? Be some sh*t this big, right?
"Push your head up your a**hole, say:That's all the sh*t I'm gonna get '
"You know what really make me mad,when your a** don't cooperate with you
"and clench up and break the sh*t in half.
You be mad as a m**f** too,because you know you got to wipe your @$$ for, like, five hours right?
Use the rolls of toilet paper on that m***.
"You know what really make me mad,though, is afterwards, right?You done all the sh*tting you
gonna do for the whole day, right?You finish sh*ttng and you flush the toilet and wait a second
and one chunk come back.What does that chunk want?Right? Why do sh*t be teasing your @$$, right?
NUFF SAID.....
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