how do you react? I make conversation, but it seems some people are embarresed.

I try to do the secret handshake. Since phoenix has mostlly Northies I try not to meet many.

When I meet Indians, I usually just say hello and introduce myself.

i tell them to look up my biodata

So you're telling me that even the UP wala you've met at the temple were very unfriendly?

People are friendly at temple, but when most of them find out I'm slacker then usually they ignore me.

I think most Indian people treat lazyness like leprosy.

Sorry to derail, How do you feel when you meet some from your own community?

If they stare at me, I just stare at them back.

I'm sure the guys flirt with you?

Not that I remember. Some of them look like they're about to strangle you.

They're probably have sone Irrational prejudice like me or are super horny.

That must be it. Those damn Northern barbarian genes scare people away.

When you meet another desi do they usual say mummy/diddy in Indo-English accent?

WTF no.

I never heard the mummy/diddy thing ever, but someone I know claims that happens all the time.

Haha why do you have Northwestern's pic in your sig? You keep getting funnier and funnier.


I did have someone once ask me, "Are you a Patel?"

EDIT: That was the first thing they asked.

I want the new Indo-Chinese brotherhood to start with us.

I'm guess you must be well to do? Patels are usual rich business people

Um no. I don't know how sitting at the computer lab, taking a compact mirror out of my purse, and reapplying lipstick makes me look "rich and business" like.

this was a indian guy?

It was an auntie. The one that worked at the computer lab.

I show my middle finger at them.

In 12th grade, my friend dared me to flash this really b!tchy-looking Desi girl in the car right next to us and I said no.

You're such a wimp.

How un-Rajputani like of me.

I'm jealous, other Indians can even think of name that might fit your appearence

You mean you haven't experienced anyone mistaking you for a Gujarati yet? I thought it happened to everybody.

I'm not joking that I get mistaken for a mexican or a NRE. How do Indian guys flirt with you.

What's an NRE?

I tend to make the first move, from what I remember.


Oh yeah..this one guy at a shaadi just casually started to talking to me and asked what I do, where I go to school, etc.

Not really European=Roma Sinti Russian ethnic minorities.

Did they ever sing to you in Hindi?

lol, you guys are weird with the way you talk about ethnicity and the way people look :p

No, but that happened in India a couple of times.


Tu cheez bari hai masta masta

Too bad it didn't start raining

I wasn't wearing a white sari, mind you.

I know, they're just a bunch of wierdos.

I want to see jiggyiggy

He looks like a black Guju.

Uh huh. A bunch of weirdos that you want to get rowdy with anally.

There's no harm in some innocent buttsecks.

I bet he looks like that one chick on that show

I'm the blackest motherfu-ker on this planet, I'd put any Kenyan to shame.

I'm blacker than you.

jeez............Gomeny and ExpressYourself Get A Room

I say "OMG!! YOU'RE INDIAN!!! Let's Bhangra baby!!!"

Then we bhangra into the night and later pick up chicks with our sexy garba moves!!