The only thing missing is Gujarat, and voila! We have our view of India from the uninformed second-generationer perspective.

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The Tamil Tigers would pwn the Punjabis anyday.

Blasphemy! Tamils are too short, skinny and aren't sharp-featured enough yaar....


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EY: can you erase my idiotic reply

Too bad Bengali Tigers side with the barbarians.

Why man...Gujus need some love too. I was proud of you, because I'm surrounded by too much anti-Gujuness.

I don't get the whole Punjabi thing, UP is northern India. They have bigger population than like 5 countries.

Now you know how I feel. Punjabis in America, Canada and the UK outnumber UPites. That's why the map looks like that. How can people know what UP is when they never even met one?

a lot of temple cats are from up and her little sister mp.

Maybe that's where you live. Then again, most highschool and college-aged Hindus don't go to the temple.

Do your parents force you to go?

Do not underestimate the power of the Tamil language. It will burn your ears!


It's too late, I already read your idiotic reply.

Bengal Tigers are close to extinction because of those Northern oppressors. It's about time we start a full-scale war against the Northies.

Does that mean you will have dominant and wild sex with the Northie women?

yeah right, more like "hey northies lets be true blue friends forever, now lets destroy west India "

We will have buttsecks with the Northern women and dilute the Northies with our "inferior" Eastern genes.


Who's side is Western India on?

No one's Gujus probably would leave us too.

Damn straight. Gujus are NorthWestern Indians silly.

So are you with us or not? The East, South and West vs the North sounds like a fair match.

I'm with the east, but what about Bangladesh?

Bangladesh and West Bengal are uniting as Bengal.

It'll be an army of poets and strategists

Bengal and Bihar's large army of elephants alone were enough to scare away Alexander the Great's army (while he was conquering Punjab on the other hand).

Word. The East, South and West combined couldn't even match up to them Punjabi Niqqas. They will scare you away with their fair skin and sharp features.

I didn't mean that in bad way, I meant like when people say every soccer player brazil is a striker.

Their fair skin gives them a major advantage.


Do not underestimate the power of the elephant.

I meant like poets

That too.

Is somebody going to write me a poem?

After the Bengalis Invade western India by command of their Northern over lords, then they'll write some poetry.

"To write or not to write, that is the question."

What do you think of my Bengali poem?

They'll certainly blind us with the lightness of the skin and then take advantage of the situation to stab us!!

We don't stand a chance

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...unless!!! We need mirrors to reflect the light back at them to blind them and then sandpaper, to smooth out the sharpness!! Its a fool-proof plan for sure

We also need to throw our cow and monkey feces at them to make them look darker.

We do that afterwards to show our dominance

y is everyone so anti punjabis here..who fu-king care wot people in rate desi or jattworld think about us...we are all indians afterall...n by the way jattworld and rate desi members who post negative views about south and eastern indians are pakistanis......bloody fugly pakis