lol I don't wanna create a morbid topic, but how come when a loved one dies here in America we don't cremate them on a funeral pyre? Honestly crematoriums are low class and there's just a sense of something beautiful or poetic amoungst the saddness of losing a loved one when it's done on a funeral pyre.

In all honesty I've never witnessed an actual cremation on a funeral pyre but they seem really nice in the movies. I'm not sure about getting into the business of making money off funerals, but I dunno why there aren't places in America where you can be sent off in the proper Indian way.

Its against federal law to create or use funeral pyres. It has to do with fire saftey issues.

That's why most people who want cremation have to go for crematoriums (which are creepy @$$ places....especially electric ones).......

This is something worth fighting though, yah? There's no reason safety standards such as having them in wide open areas and on top of concrete foundations can't be implemented. This is a pretty poetic part of our culture.

keep raging against the machine f@g

lol, forget to take the Xanax this morning?

whoops wrong thread, i heard you hear the head pop open, confirm or deny?

I dunno I hope not, I'm actually starting to think I should get some sort of business started that does proper Indian funerals. You can be the in-house Brahmin

the money we could make.

Don't parsi just dump bodies in some holy pit or something?

No, Parsees leave their corpses to be consumed by vultures in areas known as "Towers of Silence"....

This is not for the money yah?

No it's a tower they leave their dead in. They are gonna have to make their own accomidations.

Wow, and I thought the big three were goofy



wait? are funeral services free?

No but I hope your service would be

, as long as we gotten to burn kittens.

lol dammit gom, I think I'm gonna have to import someone from India.

with the head popping thing, couldn't you just drill a hole in the skull to relieve any possible pressure being built up?

i got a electric drilll


et's make so much money that Najjiah will marry us.

polyandry? no thx, I don't dig marriage :o

I think we're gonna have to hire some proffesional to deal with all the technical stuff like the head poppin, yah?

no seriously reconsider. It could be like a bollywood flick. You could be like Salman Khan and I could be like Vivek Ebay and she could be like Aish.