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A mighty nation known for its advanced science and ambiguity and being one of the first countries to formally reject cannibalism. The greatest emperors of Mongolia were the Khans, and their empire included China, the rest of Asia, parts of hell, and California. Most of Mongolia's population does not live in their houses, as they are reserved for the white camels. The capital city of Mongolia is Ulaanbaatar, which is not to be confused with peanut butter. Mongolia is also known as most independent country in the whole World. Not a single event in the world has been found dependent of what Mongols think.
Contents


* 1 Pronunciation
* 2 History
* 3 Politics
* 4 Geography
* 5 Economy
* 6 Neighbours
* 7 Famous Mongolians
* 8 Big events


Pronunciation

The actual name of Mongolia is Mongoria (mon-GORE-ee-uh). This name change came about due to the Westerner's inability to pronounce the letter 'r'.

History

Mongolia was united by a leader called Chingis (Ghengis, Chinhis, Satan, etc.) who invaded China and forced the people of China to draw pictures instead of the letters they used up until that point. After capturing China, he set his eyes on the rest of the world and captured all of Asia, and some of Eastern Europe. In a climactic duel, Napolean shrunk himself to the size of a mouse and dropped pills of Viagra into the mouths of the soldiers. As a result, the soldiers got such boners that the French easily defeatd them by stabing at their erect and vulnerable penises. From then on, the 5000 survivors and Chingis himself had long penises that they passed onto their offspring whom would become the future men of Mongolia. Even to this day, the Mongols are world famous for having penises the same size as the horses they ride.

Politics

Until June 27, 2004 the predominant party in Mongolia was the Mongolian We Are Not Communist Party Party (MWANCPP) which was formed by Mongolia's communist leaders after the end of the Cold War. Elections involve representatives of Mongolia's nomadic tribes throwing yogurt at the leaders of the political parties. Whichever leader has a two-thirds majority of yogurt on his or her tie becomes prime minister. Mongolia has recently come under fire for the policy of not allowing the people to elect the most important position in the country, whose job is to do nothing. Mongolia's president has a name with the curious power of burning out the eyes of anyone who tries to read it. As a public service, Uncyclopedia has opted not to display the name.

Geography

The mountains of Mongolia are mostly composed of chocolate. The Gobi Dessert of northern Mongolia is not actually a dessert at all, but rather a hot place with very little rain.

Economy

Mongolia's greatest exports are throat singing and National Geographic documentary films. They also mine several obscure minerals including snetmatimium, fengostium, unununuilium, and tungsten. The currency of Mongolia is the rug. The rugs are often red and have golden fringes. One rug is equal to seventy washcloths. Several people are moving toward using credit cards, also known as wall-to-wall carpeting.

Neighbours

* Russia
* Japan
* China
* Jericho


Famous Mongolians

* Genghis Khan
* Double Dragon
* There are no others.


Big events

American President George W. Bush is going to visit Mongolia during his visit to the Far East in November 2005. Thus, he will be the first foreigner ever in the country.




The Mongol Republic of the Republic of Mongolia Motto: "Does anybody know about us yet?"
National Anthem: How many hordes would the mongols board is the mongol hordes got bored?"
Language Some language like Chinese.
Capital Ulaaaaaaaaanbaaaaaaataar.
Government Soviet loyalists.
Leader Gangsta Khan
Prime Minister Ray Romano.
National Heroes Those guys who attacked China in Mulan.
Established Some year BC.
Currency They don't do money. They do trade (with rugs).
Religion Roman Catholic, Soviet Loyalism, Obscurity.
Population Twelve



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Politics

Until June 27, 2004 the predominant party in Mongolia was the Mongolian We Are Not Communist Party Party (MWANCPP) which was formed by Mongolia's communist leaders after the end of the Cold War.

I LOVE THIS SENTENCE

Elections involve representatives of Mongolia's nomadic tribes throwing yogurt at the leaders of the political parties.

YEAH, brillant IDEA. WE SHOULD START THROWING YOGURT AT THOSE STUPID MPS, PM and PRESIDENT.

steps should be -
1. take a any newspaper. Specially the newspapers that praise those dumb asses. Also plastic sack 9chinese blue sack) would be better. Condome is best material for yogurt bomb.

2. Fold the news paper, make box our of it, remember kids! we learned it in kindergarden. plastic chinese blues sack KONDOME is best bomb easy to use.

3. Fill them yogurt, ask/don't tell your mom or save your yogurt. Fill them paper boxes, plastic sacks, condomes with yogurt.
Hurray. Home made yogurt bombs with various destuctive effects are ready.

4. Finally , success of attck defend on you. Be ready to sacrifice yourself for people of Mongolia, prepare yourselves mentally and physically - able to carry dozens of yogurt-bomb, throw them as fast as you can, be precise (it most important- hit them between their eyes),


Whichever leader has a two-thirds majority of yogurt on his or her tie becomes prime minister. Mongolia has recently come under fire for the policy of not allowing the people to elect the most important position in the country, whose job is to do nothing. HOHOHOHOHOHO. that is the president-0 symbolic figure of mongolian poeple's unity...
Mongolia's president has a name with the curious power of burning out the eyes of anyone who tries to read it. As a public service, Uncyclopedia has opted not to display the name.

this understandable. Nobody wants to break their tongue...

my god.