Ok, I'll go first.





"Darkness everyone, darkness. Darkness is spreading." ~Rick James-Chappelle Show

Chappelle Show-rick james and charlie murphy

I luv this episode. I was crying laughing through this whole skit.

post yours!


Chappelle Show Guide

Does he ever mention India in any of his skits?

Oh, I wish! But no!

Although on Mind of Mencia Carlos Mencia does impersonations of Indians, Sikhs and Ghandi. Although he is nowhere as funny as Chappelle.

Mind of Mencia-Indian Clerk

I like KKK Skit, it was hillarious!

true, it was funny. quote something from it, if you can remember.

There's a naaaaaaaaaaagggggggggger around here!!!!!!

Radha, did you know that Dave Chapelle is a practicing muslim ?

And his wife is Japanese.

^^LOL isn't she pinay ?

Quite possibly. I've never met his wife, so I have no idea. I was just told by a Japanese person that she is Japanese so I posted it here.

Why would that matter? It's not like I thought he was Hindu. I'm mostly interested in his comedy, not his personal life.


come on people start quoting

On R. Kelly: "Nigga how you gonna make a video about peeing on somebody?

....Nigga, how you gonna make a video about peeing on somebody?"

Negrodamus: "Because Wayne Brady makes Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X."

i thought she was cambodian?

Oh, that's a good one.

Remember the "piss on you" video?

"I'm a pee on you. Drip, drip, drip. Pee on you." R. Kelly~Chappelle Show


Chapelle Show Piss on You

lol that's one of my favorite sketches........here's something you m ight not know about me Joe Rogan...I SMOKE ROCKS.

ahhhhhhhhhhh how I could I forget that.

Have you seen the lost episodes? The best thing from the lost episodes was the "New Tupac Song".

"Run up in your spot like C.J. from San Andreas. I wrote this song a long time ago, a really long time. "

New Tupac Song

EDIT:
oh, I really need a life.

"sit your b!tch @$$ back down. thug life! you think this is a game nigga? *woof woof woof wooff* WU-TANG!"

"damn nigga, u smell like french fries"

yeah, I've seen them all lol the Tupac song...I liked the racist fairy.


"See I never just did things just to just do them I mean what am I gonna do just jump up and just grind my feet into somebody's couch like it's..like it's something to do, I got a little more sense than that. Yeah I remember griinding my feet in Eddie's Couch"

"b!tchES....get over here and have SEX with Charlie Murphy"

"UUUUUUUNIIIIIIIITYYYYYYYYYYY"


"Game..............Blouses"


"Do You guys want some grapes.........b!tches?"

nope. shes pinay. the girl and the kid on the show that were suppose to be his wife and kid are not them. dave said he would never put his family on the show, but yeah, his wife is a filipina.