SO the nobel prize is coming up and so some high ranked taiwanese decides to go to Norway to see the nobel peace prize cermony. They are some military high ranked ppl so my moms friends sister husband tells her to take care of them when they are in sweden (before going to norway).
So they take them to restuarants etc etc when they suddenly say they want to have sex with "white prositutes", these two guys have family and children.
The fun part is that my moms friends start to look for prostitutes and starts to call every where and even starts to look in the newspaper for prostitutes. Then she calls her brothers to ask them for a prostitute, the whole thing got fuked up cause no on knows where u can find a prostitute and so she says: " U $hit heads stop acting like ur all innocent".

LOL!!!

In the end she wasted a day looking for prostitutes and calling to ppl.
DAmn crazy taiwanese ppl didnt get any hoes thou! ,

haha

I dont think anyone got the joke....

The thing is that this is the first time theyve met and the crazy taiwanese ppl say the want "white prostitutes". Have u ever heard anyone uve met the first time say that ? They are crazy mofos man

Pimping? Your mom have some friends!
(It is a sad joke)

what a shame to be taiwanese men.

interesting attempt to be funny though

wtf... your mom is a Mama San? xcept she pimps her male friends out? hahaha sad..


btw.. are you a retard? that chic in ya sig is Kate boswell.. Where you been?

This part cracked me up real hard.......

man..

last Tuesday near 23:30 after a friendly get-together, I was walking on an avenue near that famous "Moulin Rouge" in Paris to get to the metro, an Arab asked me with a printed card if I wanted to have sex with some prostitutes........

They should just move the Noble ceremony to France instead.....wines, chicks, prostitutes.....everyone will be happy and there are houes everywhere if you know what i mean.

she should dress up like a guy, even if she is a really ugly looking one, and find a club. well hos dont really care if you a male or female. the whole objective is to get the money anyway.

How old are you?

They shoud try German FKKs.