Come see me rant at open mic philosophy night at the comedy club at four points next friday(the friday after this one). I'll be the terrorist looking fellow, you can get hammered with me and my sleeper cell afterwards and come drive around drunk at the beaches. Some cow tipping down in Palatka or drive by bagel attacks might be on the itinerary too.

Yeah, there's like no Asians in Jacksonville, big or small eyed. Half of them are in the AP Biology class I used to help teach.

I thought this would be a local sex group get together. So disappointed.