Full Version: The Midget Clan
Oh god I was nuts..
Can I be the resident giant?
QUOTE(SevenEighthsAsian @ Dec 12 2006, 09:00 PM) [snapback]2564987[/snapback]
Can I be the resident giant?
Yes, you can be our friendly neighborhood giant. Your role is to help protect us against evil elephantines who have been trying to to enslave our people for thousands of years.
QUOTE(tadeo @ Dec 13 2006, 01:03 PM) [snapback]2564997[/snapback]
Yes, you can be our friendly neighborhood giant. Your role is to help protect us against evil elephantines who have been trying to to enslave our people for thousands of years.
*scratches head and picks nose*
'Heh Heh! ME LURVE LITTLE PEOPLE! ME BE FRIENDS AND PROTECT THEM!
'
Good good. Heres a cookie.
I dub thee Thadius, be good giant.
I dub thee Thadius, be good giant.
ME WANT COOKIES! *snatches cookie out of her hand and gobbles it up*
lol so thats what they get up to when where not around
any way i wanna join im 5'3
QUOTE(Miss Yuna (asian pride) @ Dec 13 2006, 01:25 AM) [snapback]2565664[/snapback]
lol so thats what they get up to when where not around
any way i wanna join im 5'3
Yes you may join.
I'm 5'2, is that short enough?
Yes of course. ^ I thought you were taller, what a nice suprise. 
Damyn, I really thought there'd be more midgets. I know your out there children. Come to me...come to meeeeeee me me me.
Damyn, I really thought there'd be more midgets. I know your out there children. Come to me...come to meeeeeee me me me.
They're still ashamed, they need to gain some shortie pride.
QUOTE(tadeo @ Dec 14 2006, 11:52 AM) [snapback]2568280[/snapback]
Yes of course. ^ I thought you were taller, what a nice suprise.
Damyn, I really thought there'd be more midgets. I know your out there children. Come to me...come to meeeeeee me me me.
you sound like Michel Jackson
We're only as short as we feel! 
lol I thought Nadja was shorter.
QUOTE(tadeo @ Dec 13 2006, 08:59 AM) [snapback]2564985[/snapback]
Midget
A tiny sub-species of the human race. Mainly raised in midget mills, for the entertainment of normal people. Midgets in the wild are attracted to sugar packets, and if captured they serve many purposes, such as, midget butlers, wrestlers, and as collectables.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=midget.
I always thought Asians were short, but I guess that’s not the case anymore. Being only five feet I’ve encountered many of challenges throughout my life, not being able to get on certain rides, climbing on stools and so on. Anyways, this clan is dedicated to us little people. Men and women under five feet four inches may join.
Our mascot and dear friend Mr. Poppywell.
Okay..ready GO!
Edit:
Ahhh gaawd! Am I the only one! Now I feel worse about myself. Shame! I feel shaaammed!!!
Midgets & Dwarfs
Tadeo
Miss Yuna (asian pride)
Disco Gestapo
Giants & Orges
SevenEighthsAsian
you height nazi................
Corky, why don't u make a Giants Clan for us big peeps?
Can I do a field goal kick on all of you guys?
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QUOTE(tadeo @ Dec 15 2006, 11:33 AM) [snapback]2570929[/snapback]
Yes, its rare to find midget love these days.
Eh,
so sue me, I'm Asian. Yes, he loves little Asian children too, what a lovely young woman he is.
WHY YOU!!!!
TRAITOR!!!But you only fed me one cookie.........
Im 6"3 eat that short stuffs 
only joking Little peeps
only joking Little peeps
QUOTE(SevenEighthsAsian @ Dec 14 2006, 07:34 PM) [snapback]2570934[/snapback]
But you only fed me one cookie.........
But I named you too, doesn't that serve as a form of deep attachment?
QUOTE(tadeo @ Dec 15 2006, 11:36 AM) [snapback]2570942[/snapback]
But I named you too, doesn't that serve as a form of deep attachment?
I am forever loyal to this clan!
But I miss my mum and dad sometimes.
QUOTE(SevenEighthsAsian @ Dec 14 2006, 07:39 PM) [snapback]2570955[/snapback]
I am forever loyal to this clan!
But I miss my mum and dad sometimes.
You miss no one, you didn't think I could see that did you?
QUOTE(Brocco Li @ Dec 14 2006, 09:07 AM) [snapback]2569653[/snapback]
Can I do a field goal kick on all of you guys?
QUOTE(tafc1 @ Dec 14 2006, 07:35 PM) [snapback]2570937[/snapback]
Im 6"3 eat that short stuffs
only joking Little peeps
You giants have always been belittling us, one day we shall rise up to defeat you! VIVA LA MIDGET! VIVA LA MIDGET! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!
I was captured by the gnomes and dwarves when I was a wee, little giant and brainwashed.
u know less than 5"6 for a man is medically a midget(i think that true, i heard it somewhere anyway )
Tadeo, taddy, the tadman, the tadmister
how tall are u?
)Tadeo, taddy, the tadman, the tadmister
how tall are u?
QUOTE(tafc1 @ Dec 14 2006, 07:49 PM) [snapback]2570995[/snapback]
u know less than 5"6 for a man is medically a midget(i think that true, i heard it somewhere anyway
)Tadeo, taddy, the tadman, the tadmister
how tall are u?
I am lady of five feet.
You should not be so proud of your height great white man , if I were to ever meet you I know ways to make you one of us too.
QUOTE(tadeo @ Dec 15 2006, 12:59 AM) [snapback]2571025[/snapback]
I am lady of five feet.
You should not be so proud of your height great white man , if I were to ever meet you I know ways to make you one of us too.
u can sit on my shoulders a see the stars, u know u want too!
That shan't be necessary we can fly.
QUOTE(tadeo @ Dec 15 2006, 01:05 AM) [snapback]2571045[/snapback]
That shan't be necessary we can fly.
because a "giant" threw u?
QUOTE(tafc1 @ Dec 14 2006, 08:07 PM) [snapback]2571050[/snapback]
because a "giant" threw u?
No.. we just use the waistband in Sylvester Stallone's underpants, unfortunately the elastic is not as tight as they use to be. Lay off the cheetos Balboa..lay off the chee tos.
SAY NO 
QUOTE(tadeo @ Dec 15 2006, 02:02 AM) [snapback]2571211[/snapback]
No.. we just use the waistband in Sylvester Stallone's underpants, unfortunately the elastic is not as tight as they use to be. Lay off the cheetos Balboa..lay off the chee tos.
SAY NO how random of u?
i think u got the hots for Stallone ur just loving his oldman boobs as he dances to "milkshake"
Yes! YES!! 
Please give me some of his luscious lucious mancake!
Ahem...
Please give me some of his luscious lucious mancake! Ahem...
QUOTE(tadeo @ Dec 15 2006, 02:27 AM) [snapback]2571287[/snapback]
Yes! YES!!
Please give me some of your luscious lucious mancake! Ahem...
why thank you
QUOTE(tafc1 @ Dec 14 2006, 04:49 PM) [snapback]2570995[/snapback]
u know less than 5"6 for a man is medically a midget(i think that true, i heard it somewhere anyway
)I'm gonna have to call bull$hit.
http://encarta.msn.com/encyclopedia_761554291/Dwarfism.html
Dwarfism, in medicine, condition of being undersized, or less than 127 cm (50 in) in height.
QUOTE(Disco Gestapo @ Dec 15 2006, 02:31 AM) [snapback]2571297[/snapback]
I'm gonna have to call bull$hit.
http://encarta.msn.com/encyclopedia_761554291/Dwarfism.html
Dwarfism, in medicine, condition of being undersized, or less than 127 cm (50 in) in height.
okay, I was wrong
miniman Bball
MiniMak
Can I join please?
QUOTE(Happy Asian @ Dec 14 2006, 11:42 PM) [snapback]2571620[/snapback]
Can I join please?
Yep, how tall my friend?
QUOTE(tadeo @ Dec 15 2006, 04:47 AM) [snapback]2571636[/snapback]
Jk did I scare you? haha
I cried a bit, took all the cash out my bank(all $2) and went on the run, met a "bum" he gave me a magical monkey foot but i got hungry so i ate that and came home.
anyway I'm rambling, I even got a song called "short people" - randy newman
QUOTE(tadeo @ Dec 15 2006, 03:47 PM) [snapback]2571636[/snapback]
Yep, how tall my friend?
Tall enough to be labelled midget.
^Haha I liked the way you put that. Our first male midget. Cheers. 
I'm going to sleep now, hopefully when I wake up there will be more participants. Now sing me a lullaby silly asian man.
Cheers. I'm going to sleep now, hopefully when I wake up there will be more participants. Now sing me a lullaby silly asian man.
I'm such a midget I'm the king of all midgets;)
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061214/ap_on_...ins_tallest_man
Tall man saves dolphins
So STUFF YOU midget clan
Tall man saves dolphins So STUFF YOU midget clan
^ When are u going to create a GIants' clan Anthony?
QUOTE(SevenEighthsAsian @ Dec 15 2006, 09:13 AM) [snapback]2572633[/snapback]
^ When are u going to create a GIants' clan Anthony?
Judas, just take this and stab me through the heart, its quicker.
QUOTE(tafc1 @ Dec 15 2006, 09:08 AM) [snapback]2572628[/snapback]
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061214/ap_on_...ins_tallest_man
Tall man saves dolphins So STUFF YOU midget clan
Yes, yes you didn't need to make two threads about that.
Thats nothing, this midget saved the world. Top that. 
Plus he's got some hot Dawson Creek @$$.
Meow 
Hey, I ain't no traitor
I just wanna be part of two clans - One with the lovely midgets and their ever so beautiful QUeen Tadeo and one with my own kind
I just wanna be part of two clans - One with the lovely midgets and their ever so beautiful QUeen Tadeo and one with my own kind
^^^ Tom cruise saved the world,
funny lady
@seven, we dont need a clan, we can go anywhere
let the little ones have their own room with "adjusted" light switches, door handles and shelves for the "vertically Challenged" stumpsters
Tom cruise saved the world,funny lady
@seven, we dont need a clan, we can go anywhere
let the little ones have their own room with "adjusted" light switches, door handles and shelves for the "vertically Challenged" stumpsters
We sound like a bunch of nomads
Surely, we need a club/den where all the giants and giantresses can get down
Surely, we need a club/den where all the giants and giantresses can get down
QUOTE(SevenEighthsAsian @ Dec 15 2006, 02:34 PM) [snapback]2572675[/snapback]
We sound like a bunch of nomads
Surely, we need a club/den where all the giants and giantresses can get down
get down??? aint it just me, you and lokerom? whos gonna wear the skirt?
QUOTE(tafc1 @ Dec 16 2006, 01:37 AM) [snapback]2572680[/snapback]
get down??? aint it just me, you and lokerom? whos gonna wear the skirt? Ur forgetting the giantresses of AF - Jessy306, Iamxtien, Charlee, Lao Dreamer (HMMMMM), Alexa, Paper Crane, Tami, Chynagongju, Yennie, etc
QUOTE(tafc1 @ Dec 15 2006, 09:28 AM) [snapback]2572663[/snapback]
^^^
Tom cruise saved the world,funny lady
@seven, we dont need a clan, we can go anywhere
let the little ones have their own room with "adjusted" light switches, door handles and shelves for the "vertically Challenged" stumpsters
Hey shut up,
you just bitter because you can't get any midget lovin' 
7:
If anyone to make a clan it should be me. Midget > giant
It's just a fact of life.
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